aliske

124631 pts ยท September 1, 2014


Hmmmmm. Well, I'm a 31 year old computer programmer and data analyst. Just ask me anything. Don't care. This is the internet after all. I always, usually, sometimes upvote OC (even shitty OC, the point is you tried, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder). I always upvote Futurama, Family Guy, and Parks and Recreation. I love up/down vote gifs. I always downvote reposts within 5 fucking minutes of each other, any sort of butts, tits, or nudity in general. I mean, come on people. MOST infographics also get downvoted. Also no cats. Sorry, I don't like them. Bring on the dogs. If I laugh, all the above rules are disregarded. I'm here for the laughs. Bring it on bitches.

Something I've been working on the past 2 years.

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Know what really grinds my gears?

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My Year of Weight Loss

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Views 115249

Meet my dog, Rush

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Comments 1
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The one I love

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I feel like I'm the only one

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Comments 8
Views 281

Self Check Outs

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I'm 26 and I feel like my world has crumbled

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Views 53

A few Princess Bride Gifs for your pleasure.

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Views 6020

Epilepsy! I chose you!

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MRW I surpass my arch-nemesis in pay and title and become his boss.

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Comments 6
Views 1766

oizmpfg

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Comments 8
Views 113

Go forth, my noble steed!

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Comments 5
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MRW I accidentally burn my grilled cheese sandwich and i have to start over

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Puppy's first time at the beach

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Sorry

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How other countries see 'Muricans

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MRW I see other happy couples

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My sister just announced her third

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Views 96

Dad, please don't take me to the vet again

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I can see sound!

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I only just realized

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Mad Max: Fury Road

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This is the real question we should be asking.

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Even the platonic ones

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I still hurt today

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Ba dum tss

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Anxieties suck.

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My puppy being derpy

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New Puppy

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And here we see the majestic fire truck, in its natural habitat drinking from its favorite watering hole

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I recently lost a friend to this. Nothing sadder seeing someone you can't save.

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My dad putting together his first lego set!

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I'm getting tired of this.

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Comments 10
Views 195

MRW it's Thanksgiving

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tagQ4fz

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MRW I got my match for the Imgur Secret Santa

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Views 334

I heard these bring all the boys to my yard. Does it really work?

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MRW I'm going to be the only one at the office today.

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Fly you fool

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Views 715

Well, time to give the kid a viking funeral.

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Comments 38
Views 1202

Highlight of my day

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Comments 1
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Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!

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MRW I walk out of the handicapped bathroom and someone in a wheelchair is waiting.

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This is how I've been feeling

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Most dads were husbands first

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MRW I'm walking away in anger, but she says dinner is ready.

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I can't be the only one.

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Views 6201

Two years sober

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Views 86

The smallest gestures can turn someone's day around

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We should have listened

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Views 42900
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