alanasaurus

118429 pts ยท April 28, 2015


CDC says fuck it, you're gonna do what you want anyway

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I was high on poteneuse

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we really not all clear that it's quite effective at preventing the mask wearer from spreading it at this point?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you see any form of equality as persecution, boy have you had it good

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

wake me when there are any real consequences

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I can't think of a president and his supporters who have done more to turn people away from God than Trump. Congrats evangelicals

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

won't somebody think of the Cayman Island offshore accounts???

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

She's a cliche caricature of an internet troll that accidentally got elected

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christ was killed because people like Falwell were angry he didn't come to install a religious law on earth

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Imagine your path to staying relevant was seeing an attempted coup and writing down different ways you might defend the terrorists

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Taliban invited to camp david, fear of upsetting people who tried to overthrow the government. I guess we do negotiate with terrorists

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

poorly written headline, a failure to act means he would have been opposed to it. In his mind the only failure was that it didn't work

5 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 6

the differences are A) the cause, B) the police response, C) the stated intent, D) the threat of escalation next time, E) treason

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

sometimes I wonder if these people are truly ignorant about what the first ammendment is or they just know their readers are

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

She's another symptom. She knew she could be voted in with "here's a Bible and a gun and you're a victim"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not wrong. Trump Is a con man who figured out the way to the top was to play to the lowest scum. His voters are the ones who want fascism

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fucking Old Navy won't let me sell my KKK hoods, I thought this was America

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

How in the world are they being refered to as Conservatives?

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

It was just a prank, bro

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to think uniting the country was more important than prosecuting him after he leaves office. 100% believe there is no uniting anymore

5 years ago | Likes 868 Dislikes 6

They didn't silence him, a private company enforced their usage policies 4 years too late

5 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

waiting on Trump's "Sorry I tried to kill you and destroy your country" Hallmark card

5 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 5

the ONLY reason they're not doing it because they'd need to admit they were thrilled to deepthroat a madman for 4 years

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

this is offensive...you think it's funny when I mention my friend Biggus Dickus? You find that wisible?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes sense in a world without consequence, worst case is they have a job for life based on lapdog loyalty if they don't get elected again

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0