akraticmethod

15291 pts · June 3, 2013


CURRENT TOTAL SCORE FOR SOMEWHAT REGRETTABLE POSTS: ~4900 Maybe some day someone will upvote a post I made that doesn't kind of suck.

CHOPPER CHOPS

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I really expected this to turn into some kind of comment on racism. Nope, just f-in weird.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like never log in to this account, but wanted to belatedly come back and tell you I actually read that paper.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not having to raise the baby is a form of compensation imo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is like a less-clever modern Ambrose Bierce.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Same, but unironically.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's time we all took a stand on the pressing social justice issue of weka-ism!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'd like to place an order for one meme, plz. Preferably a dickbutt variant? Ideally you could work in Trump somehow.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That moment where he's like "shit, right, I have a wife. I should hug her too."

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Goes really well with Skittlebrau, the beer with Skittles in it!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like to imagine they know, but had nothing else to do so were like "eh, close enough."

10 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Joke's on you, @OP. I'm a ghost posting by possessing a hapless imgurite.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that probably shouldn't have been a response to you. Not intending to argue.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Of course, if you actually look at some of the art, the women are nowhere near as fat as the one in red here.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm assuming he met a girl IRL who happened to mention/be seen using Imgur.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Sovereign citizens are idiots who think they're exempt from laws because they know the MAGIC SECRET WORDS to escape the government's rule.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Allah would never leave us disappointed" *Allah shrugs, continues leaving entire Middle East in wreckage for decades*

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sarah Palin's hometown is the main reason its name has popped up in national news.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take a totally normal image, and, through the power of context, title it into gold!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen it but that guy's face says "Key and Peele skit" to me.

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

There's already a non-pretentious word for this, and it's "unisex". That kind of bathroom has existed for years.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

You're a regular internet Nostradamus, @OP.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GURG

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go for it. I like the sketch

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ZING

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Draw a brontosaurus being sad that its new jetpack can't get it very far off the ground.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sí, yo estoy spreadsheet-pokemon

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Last one is the best.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Rosa Parks, noted boycotter of mornings and waking up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0