aj50

439 pts ยท January 22, 2015


Toaster oven.

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

common peopel

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know I wanted to know until I knew.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Angus Deli

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great reference but that's a jacket. Your old man was a slacker too.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I sat here thinking about conflict in the middle east. I can't read anymore.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think I get it, so only one incarnate exists at a time, and the next is trained 'in spirit' by the last, not as a student in person?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the 13th Dalai Lama died in 1933, and Tenzin Gyatso was born in 1935, at what time was he the student of the 13th?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP Great Grandma. Oh man I lost it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Touchdown!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sublet to some ants, and you could live there for free.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BUSTED

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've heard it both ways.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Accidental.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not, they blinked?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That awkward comma in #13. Makes me think people, forgot how to use it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hated the first job, four months till I quit. I got a temporary gig 5 years later and loved it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would a bird take an airplane? Just fly bro.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other guys gave him the "stick," eh?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are real! You're livin' it kid!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I almost clicked on the link and then thought "why would I want to see that?" While I hovered it popped up and I was pleasantly surprised.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is one of those posts where I lose it. I don't know where to go from here. Life can't possibly get better than this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, Major dad joke.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sick fade doe.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use the flathead screwdriver to scrape extra paint off. Win win.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO YOUR RESEARCH: Do your research.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I've got a bathroom at university with a toilet so tall that I can't poop in it. I don't get it, don't they test toilets for exactly this?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're LITERALLY being SO inconsiderate. Literally.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0