aheadlessned

498 pts ยท April 21, 2017


The Buffalo Trace (bourbon) bar soap smells amazing.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Salamomder

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have various mugs/glasses, and each is a favorite for something different (so want easy reach), but for matching glasses it's perfect.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just added that corner shelf for an idea when I build my house. Nice spot to put the glasses that are all the same/bottles for homebrew.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am female, is natural (depending on how you're balancing yourself, especially if you aren't completely sitting on something).

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were on a break!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I heard as well.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks :) They were pretty quick after the last test, so hope it will be the same after this one.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had my first ultrasound last week: abnormal lymph node. CTs next week, and waiting to schedule another US (with biopsy). Happy for you!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe I should just be happy that no one placed a random phillips screw in there...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in Finland in May, and bought some fruit, but didn't know I needed to weigh it myself. Felt bad about that, but the cashier was nice.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where's his mug?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad spent half an hour at kindergarten registration trying to remember my first name. He's the one who named me.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot of kids liked ewoks, he made money off that. I think he had the same intentions with Jar Jar Binks, but, ugh, and it backfired.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all fun and games until someone loses his wiener.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to be able to run 50 lb bags through an industrial slicer no problem with contacts. Had lasik, now a single onion makes me cry.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Want to be pretty? Surround yourself with ugly!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, I was 19 but had been working and saving money since I was a kid. And it was a small house.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's scary!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The federal government. Even when you can flat out prove it, they'd rather keep you in an abusive situation than hold anyone accountable.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being whatever you want to be is the American dream! (really though, my dad had to witness the execution of one. More common than ppl know)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm... I'm from the west coast and feel like we've had a pretty good share of them.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a fish ladder at a dam, so they are actually in the river, doing their thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came into work one day and it smelled like cat piss; someone had left the coffee burner on.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Motherfucker.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? Just how big were the nostrils?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toy Story was my son's "go to" movie. I never tired of it, and I have probably seen it a hundred times. (Thankful he never liked Barney).

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh. Didn't realize I would be buying a tshirt today.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0