Poor timing
As an adult, if I want to buy a toy car from the grocery store, you damn well better believe I will.
Scott Pilgrim #2: Knives fights Ramona in the Toronto Research Library
Punching my cat
This is a Merkur double edge safety razor. The design is over 160 years old, and it's the best shave I've ever had, hands down.
But can I get it back together?
Got a new wallet for Christmas. Good bye, old friend. You've served me well these past seven years.
Guess there's been a drought. (The river is way in the background)
Batman fighting a shark: snow sculpture I took a picture of in Chicago.
Hanging out with this retard over Christmas
Dallas Arboretum and Botanical Gardens. Art by Dale Chihuly.
Sub-freezing coffee run. Park Grounds in Atlanta.
Who needs Instagram when you have a Holga?
Inside a wind tunnel (6 ft tall guy for reference)
"That's so fobby..."
You guys! This is a fork that is bent such that you can put it down on the table without getting the fork part dirty!
Put your book down and pay attention to me!
Kevin Mitnick has the best business card ever!
I own a programmable flashlight now. That's a USB cable.
I miss this old truck. Sold it a year ago.
I cannot wait for camping season again.
Check out this handsome devil.
Brian Lee O'Malley's favorite line.