8205 pts · March 14, 2013
WHO'S THE BABY?!
We already had that in April. Or did you forget?
This might not be a popular opinion, but I was brought up to believe that dad jokes start at conception.
What is this? The metric system?
Yeah. That’s why we should get rid of laws against drugs and abortion. Bad guys will do t anyways. Right?
I prefer to to think that it is he who is looking in the mirror seeing himself as the girl.
Mr Toot?
Is this an ad for cocaine?
Vintage? Fuck, I was born in the 80s and I used these.
I am a meat eater. I had a delicious burger last night. This looks fucking gross.
Drowning is the leading cause of death in children.
Beware of dihydrogen monoxide in there though. That stuff is the leading cause of death in children.
This is legit my dream car, exact color and all. Only thing better would be if they brought back the drop tops.
Name! That! Episode!
And I hear Samsung phones can be used as fire starters when you are out of matches.
To be fair so can iPhones. There was at least one story about that a few years ago.
Oh shit. I was going to dick punch but nobody can hit a target that small.
Which is the greater ape? The cute one, or the one riding a motorcycle in flip flops?
I dream of the moment when this happens to me.
Ya. I remember climbing up as high as I could, and hitting them with the anti-material rifle. Fucking thing running up the crane to end me..
Dude! Spoilers!
Hey, I don't know. It could have been an off day for them.
I can't finish FO4. Hate the Minutemen (boring), BoS is too militant, Institute is Evil, and Railroad is lame. Why must I choose?
I like @ropebaby's kakukis in her other photos!
Heard from the patriarchy: if women do the same job for so much cheaper, why isn't everyone hiring just women?
Why do they have a camera in their kitchen?
I had their ice cream. Sadly it wasn't that fabulous.
As much as y'all hate to admit it, puns are Imgur's favorite type of humor.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cold-ass-honkey.gif
WHO'S THE BABY?!
We already had that in April. Or did you forget?
This might not be a popular opinion, but I was brought up to believe that dad jokes start at conception.
What is this? The metric system?
Yeah. That’s why we should get rid of laws against drugs and abortion. Bad guys will do t anyways. Right?
I prefer to to think that it is he who is looking in the mirror seeing himself as the girl.
Mr Toot?
Is this an ad for cocaine?
Vintage? Fuck, I was born in the 80s and I used these.
I am a meat eater. I had a delicious burger last night. This looks fucking gross.
Drowning is the leading cause of death in children.
Beware of dihydrogen monoxide in there though. That stuff is the leading cause of death in children.
This is legit my dream car, exact color and all. Only thing better would be if they brought back the drop tops.
Name! That! Episode!
And I hear Samsung phones can be used as fire starters when you are out of matches.
To be fair so can iPhones. There was at least one story about that a few years ago.
Oh shit. I was going to dick punch but nobody can hit a target that small.
Which is the greater ape? The cute one, or the one riding a motorcycle in flip flops?
I dream of the moment when this happens to me.
Ya. I remember climbing up as high as I could, and hitting them with the anti-material rifle. Fucking thing running up the crane to end me..
Dude! Spoilers!
Hey, I don't know. It could have been an off day for them.
I can't finish FO4. Hate the Minutemen (boring), BoS is too militant, Institute is Evil, and Railroad is lame. Why must I choose?
I like @ropebaby's kakukis in her other photos!
Heard from the patriarchy: if women do the same job for so much cheaper, why isn't everyone hiring just women?
Why do they have a camera in their kitchen?
I had their ice cream. Sadly it wasn't that fabulous.
As much as y'all hate to admit it, puns are Imgur's favorite type of humor.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cold-ass-honkey.gif