I know what you're thinking...
MRW I just realize my cakeday was yesterday
For when you prefer your tea a little on the salty side
MRW my friends are about to be in a shitty situation
When you don't like their gift but don't want to be rude
No way this is real, but Becky Sexwoman is my new favorite fake name
MFW my friend tells me carrots are good for my eyesight
Shameless repost, but applicable to waking up on a Saturday morning earlier than you wanted to
To tell the difference between your new flying Panda friend and asshole Yellow Jackets
Billy Mays here with another fantastic product!
What the actual fuck Madagascar
I hear that he can dunk now though
Honey, I think the yams went bad
The "i" in "TEAM" has been hiding here all along
I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Small sampling of "Two Monks"
Superb Kentucky Owl Sunday
Well now that you mention it...
The secret about Rutherford B. Hayes they don't want you to know
It's my cake day! Here's a breaking news story to celebrate!
Feel old yet?
I brought a lid to a gun fight: a mini xkcd dump
On the BSA allowing girls into the program
Weedy's is happy to announce the release of our newest menu item: Paper-Cut Fries!