agentfarter

16410 pts ยท September 19, 2014


I don't need to write anything, you're not the boss of me.

like a butthole.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure if you cut a $1 bill into hundredths; that should make it easier.

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

aaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd straight to favorites you go, my friend.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost as bad as hearing your parents having sex.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

oh.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's not good!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a dude and I'd be interested in that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you mean "Lacist."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

25 minutes from start to finish for this lady to get that $0, too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"ten. seconds. late-air." every damn time. every time I say something like this.

10 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

And why the hell should we trust you?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Moon-Moon Breeze

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Obligatory PYI

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

#4 made lemonade out of some hilarious lemons.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That means it's porn, doesn't it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swemark? Bhuzania? Polorra? What are these places?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

By "a slice of that bread" does she mean a slice of you, MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

*fur01k

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

math.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you keep on losing your sticks, just give 'em to OP, he'll take care of 'em!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am the Batdog.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

yo what's with the pen?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

At least 30 speed, then, right?

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I say, I say, I say, I say I'm sad now....

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The All-New, All-Improved Thor (with 100% real beard action!)

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But this is America. I literally climbed a mountain and fucking posted a picture to Instagram as I was on the mountain.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

so....cornfield?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is that a rock-climbing wall AND a dunk tank? daaaayyyyyyuuuuuum!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SpongeBob is real, you great white bastard!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That's because you're black!", someone shouts from the back of the room

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0