aflyingtrout's comments

I smashed the front screen of mine playing football at lunchtime. Parents where pissed but I prevented a goal so it was worth it

Use whiskey as fertiliser then it'll grow half cut

“You rang”

Long live the NHS

Never been so happy to see a big burly foreign painter at stupid o’clock in the morning who only said the words “I have rope, I pull you”

I crashed my car after a night shift on a dead country road a Polish chap pulled me from ditch in his work van.Could have shagged him for it

is maith an t-anlann an t-ocras. First saying I learned/retained in Irish. Means hunger is good sauce

“Saw bad man, bit same” end of police report

Further reading for you

You betcha

I wanna be the very best like JC once was

His registration plate

v oh I like this a bit too much

One from my I’ll need this gif someday collection

Bushmills or bust big man

v oh that doesn’t turn me on at all *also me*

Mine came down over a hundred points last month despite there being no negatives on my report. Can anyone explain why?

more please

Ex cop here.I spent an hour one nightshift chasing a field mouse around the office because my colleague was shit scared and stood on a table

It’s better to be pissed off then pissed on

v when she tried to rev my engine