someone's been trying reach the upsidedown
I gotta say, it was a good day
It's annoying af fr
so in a way, I really am a jedi
Finally, a man with a plan
30mg of 14 hour slow release Vyvanse after suffering from ADD, and working in a glorified warehouse cubicle 40 hours a week
creamergorgan
6 year relationship "officially" ended in text today. take it friends; arm yourselves with knowledge
Dear anyone who believes "Darth Vader killed all the Jedi leaving (x) amount of Jedi and (x) amount of Sith, thus restoring balance to the force" - I present, Bendu. ::mic drop::
showing up to work on Monday after a weekend long paintball event
you're my only hope
Watching Empire, when suddenly - Rey's vision
got fired for the first time today. mfw
That face you make when you realize you're a frog
mfw as a male, I become infatuated with a female only to find out that she's a lesbian
MFW my friend loans me his 2008 Nissan Quest, and reminds me that it has the same engine as a 350Z
the forks
First accident. Head on. Drunk driver or uninsured because they sped off. I'm alive. Don't know how to feel right now.
I still can't think of anything
I couldn't let my buddies snap go unnoticed -
Back on slow release ADD meds and Klonopin. I feel peaceful, like I can breathe again - but horrendously alone
Love can't save you Padme, only my new powers can!
unpopular opinion puffin is unpopular
can't even
applesauce, bitch
Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery
I miss my Chicken sofa king much.
you say you want a revolution
clearly Facebook has never been in a relationship
::existential crisis increases::
Gonna need an immediate evacuation, mechanical enhancements, and a massive breathing apparatus for that BUUURNN
binge watching clone wars series, reading Ep 3 novelization - like the endings gonna change
especially after the Clone Wars series; the Revenge of the Sith novelization was unbelievable. google for free pdf. thank me later.
dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
This man means the world to me, and when ever I feel like I've lost any sense of inner peace, innocence, or personal strength; I always find my way back to his kind words.
serious relationship goals
::you don't want to sell me deathsticks::
the breakfast of someone who has their shit together.
I know this isn't /r/, but I am neck deep in the helpless depravity of a Star Wars lore binge. please share your favorite canon! (Disney or otherwise)
I know the game was rushed; but what a phenomenal story in the expanded universe... that's most likely going to be disintegrated by disney
mmmhm
it's like - every hell every character went through up until that point suddenly holds so much more weight
biology teacher had us dissect fetal pigs sophomore year. to mask the smell of an entire classroom's worth of open baby pig carcasses she lit a pumpkin candle.
you let me violate you
Three rocks, two fingers, splash of water; Frankie style
Waiting for the official release of Pokemon Go as a northern Illinois resident who lives within walking distance of a plethora of historical markers, and vastly differing geological terrain.
"Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him?" "I don't think so; no one can kill a Jedi!"
couldn't have put it any better than, "Yub Nub"
mfw when Netflix decides to get rid of the Clone Wars series literally - as I'm binge watching
Musicians are people too, and you should serve our kind here - if only because the ones currently absorbing media backed attention are fking psychos.
I even saw a trademark for the Force somewhere... starting to get that Order 66 feeling..
spiritual fruits
mfw I get a snap from my friends doing something awesome they easily could have invited me to...