acturi

26605 pts ยท January 5, 2012


Something about myself here.

And here I thought frogs played the banjo.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd be excited, too, if my hand was covered in chocolate!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat bracket, doh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If life gives you only one hand, use that hand to hold a beer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will need one of those, please.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buggy on Blocks

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Who lives in a pineapple under the Great Satan?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

But Flaggots are flaming enough for the job.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

You need a different girlfriend. One who understands that pillow forts are for fucking.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I try my Kanye Best not to.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All those poor men.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

For the rest of your days!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"And the food bowl... the bowl... it was... HALF EMPTY!"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But they can't melt my heart.

10 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 4

She's gots to get her medicine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It means "This vehicle is operated by a rocket douche."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THE RED DOT. IT WAS EVERYWHERE, MAN! IT'S LIKE IT COULD MOVE WHEREVER IT WANTED INSTANTLY!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or it's her ninth.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when you neglect your sacricifes to Blucifer

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you give word to their mothers?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"I'm gonna' need that guys nails. No, really, it's super important."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still safe for the second coming.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Odin got nailed way more than Jesus

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She proposed that she suck his dick.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Call it "table wine". Boom. Classy as shit.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Six in a row? Got to spit or I'll get full.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She only carries 2 to sell. Believe me, you'll buy them.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sand is also an acceptable answer.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, that's Sally

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

As someone with a 24,901 mile long dick, I don't see what the problem is.

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