26605 pts ยท January 5, 2012
Something about myself here.
And here I thought frogs played the banjo.
I'd be excited, too, if my hand was covered in chocolate!
Dat bracket, doh.
If life gives you only one hand, use that hand to hold a beer.
I will need one of those, please.
Buggy on Blocks
Who lives in a pineapple under the Great Satan?
But Flaggots are flaming enough for the job.
You need a different girlfriend. One who understands that pillow forts are for fucking.
I try my Kanye Best not to.
All those poor men.
For the rest of your days!
"And the food bowl... the bowl... it was... HALF EMPTY!"
But they can't melt my heart.
She's gots to get her medicine.
It means "This vehicle is operated by a rocket douche."
THE RED DOT. IT WAS EVERYWHERE, MAN! IT'S LIKE IT COULD MOVE WHEREVER IT WANTED INSTANTLY!
Or it's her ninth.
This is what happens when you neglect your sacricifes to Blucifer
Do you give word to their mothers?
"I'm gonna' need that guys nails. No, really, it's super important."
Still safe for the second coming.
Odin got nailed way more than Jesus
She proposed that she suck his dick.
Call it "table wine". Boom. Classy as shit.
Six in a row? Got to spit or I'll get full.
She only carries 2 to sell. Believe me, you'll buy them.
Sand is also an acceptable answer.
No, that's Sally
As someone with a 24,901 mile long dick, I don't see what the problem is.
And here I thought frogs played the banjo.
I'd be excited, too, if my hand was covered in chocolate!
Dat bracket, doh.
If life gives you only one hand, use that hand to hold a beer.
I will need one of those, please.
Buggy on Blocks
Who lives in a pineapple under the Great Satan?
But Flaggots are flaming enough for the job.
You need a different girlfriend. One who understands that pillow forts are for fucking.
I try my Kanye Best not to.
All those poor men.
For the rest of your days!
"And the food bowl... the bowl... it was... HALF EMPTY!"
But they can't melt my heart.
She's gots to get her medicine.
It means "This vehicle is operated by a rocket douche."
THE RED DOT. IT WAS EVERYWHERE, MAN! IT'S LIKE IT COULD MOVE WHEREVER IT WANTED INSTANTLY!
Or it's her ninth.
This is what happens when you neglect your sacricifes to Blucifer
Do you give word to their mothers?
"I'm gonna' need that guys nails. No, really, it's super important."
Still safe for the second coming.
Odin got nailed way more than Jesus
She proposed that she suck his dick.
Call it "table wine". Boom. Classy as shit.
Six in a row? Got to spit or I'll get full.
She only carries 2 to sell. Believe me, you'll buy them.
Sand is also an acceptable answer.
No, that's Sally
As someone with a 24,901 mile long dick, I don't see what the problem is.