absolutelymad

8723 pts · December 21, 2016


Congratulations friend. You have traveled long and far only to realize that something is amiss. Is the stove on? Did you leave the kids at the store? Is your wifi turned on? These questions are only trivialities. The real question is what brought you here. The answer to that, friend, is curiosity. An innate trait in all of us fleshy meat bags. We seek thrill, comfort, understanding, joy, love. You will not find it here. I hope you do find what you're looking for friend. <(' ')>

.. I too am interested in your religion

Available for sacrifice

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I only have mopedbillion and some carmillion in change but I too want to place this bet

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"Are you not entertained"

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This was before safety was a concern

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"Well look who finally decided to wake up"

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Everything reminds me of her

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Yet, she'll bitch about it on her truth social and her cult will fully support her and trash any other viewpoint that might fracture her poor little ego

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🤮

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KITTIES & TITTIES HOORAY!!!

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It rarely searches for lube

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuck

🙂

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Which is why he isn't leaving.. "the midterms are gonna change things" "life after trump" these are fairy tales.

We all best start believing in dystopian hellscapes. We're in one.

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I thought he won it /s

Mthrfkr cnt shtbag orange fking pedo fk. It infuriates me this sociopath won't suffer any mental anguish from the things he says and does..

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When the medicinal meth kicks in

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as an american.. You're absolutely correct. we suck

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Fkin retadded'

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... you nasty, my doods

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

One that got put in the microwave too long and then fell on the floor. Then it gets stepped on, thrown away, and put in a trash compactor. That trash then goes to the landfill to get burned.

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One of us

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I think folks read your comment wrong. "When have masked folks ever been the good guys?"

You made an observation, that the n95 masks were worn by good guys"

I think people interpreted it you were calling the covid responders "the baddies". Which I don't think you were.

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I like apple cider

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I understand, I don't really talk to a lot of people and I have notifications muted for most apps.
I also have text tones for specific people so I know who it is.

When group text get put together and those start to blow up. Yep. They go on mute.

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Ehh. I've kind of accepted the people in my life's text styles and kind of replicate what they do. Wall of text = Wall of text. Blast text = blast text

I think it shows how the people think. I know. A Wall of text meant someone is trying to explain something at length whereas blast text is kind of a stream of consciousness text

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He can barely read English, so pretty sure he'll just think is a "Maga" slogan and move on

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#36 my upstairs neighbors

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The opioid epidemic destroyed a lot of people close to me

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Sorry

Debilitating and declining physical/mental issues are cruel.

The reason i commented is I had a friend come up to me at another buddy of ours funeral. They had killed themselves. She confided in me when it was just her and myself standing around.

"I feel kind of good for him. If someone kills themselves, it means they're in a lot of pain, and they're just trying to make it stop. Hes no longer in pain..." (paraphrasing)

The extra shitty bit.. she killed herself a couple of years later..

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As a white dude, can I join the black panthers? Cause I'm sick of being scared.

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