Ego Tweet, ergo sum
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When you want to impress your grandpa with your cooking but you learned everything from How To Basic
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Waking up to my country setting new 'Rona records daily, people I looked up to spreading conspiracy theories, and topping it off with the same robo-caller dialing me at least 20 times before noon.
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Trump assembling his own electors after the electoral college vote:
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Choking in the age of COVID
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MRW I see something funny amidst all the explosions and political posts.
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Pathetic Elevator Chime
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Arizona Diamondbacks with the most Arizona-y piece of merch: the Haboob Globe
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Jorunna caseus
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*heavy breathing*
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Guess it's time to git gud dad :/
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Slapping a bag of carrots with a cactus leaf 15 times
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Is this what you people want?
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Gotta stay informed, but holy hell
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MRW someone asks me what my favorite 1995 American neo-noir crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and written by Andrew Kevin Walker is
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YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
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One step closer to my dream career
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Today I learned the dangers of asking out your friends.
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Comics ala Melli
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The studios reaction when CD Projekt Red can't figure out what to highlight in their Cyberpunk 2077 trailer
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Smart mirror!
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Got the chance to do some CGI using Unreal Engine 4 recently!
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MRW my friends and family tell me it's okay to have a breakdown.
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Rolla Coasta, Holy Rolla
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It's my cake day, so lets go on the journey that was my first favorite.
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MRW I see an Asian man eat a wing that's at about 550,000 Scoville's.
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Could use some good vibes tonight...
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I don't know why I would deserve this.
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MRW I meet my friend's overweight cat for the first time.
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How I feel after a meeting with my supervisor asking I email her and my coworkers when I'm using the bathroom because it has a "negative effect" on our work.
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Beagle crawled to freedom through five inches of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to.
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In a world of negativity, a little story about an officer my pop has worked with doing some good.
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Recently started dating a girl after a year long dry spell, things aren't super solid, really starting to relate to this guy.
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Not sure what to do with this, but I made a reaction gif.
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Hopped on my computer after a shower without bringing my phone. Didn't feel like getting up.
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MRW I'm trying to poop and my roommates start humping in the other room.
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Browsing OKCupid today...dear god I may have found the one.
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16 Years ago, a bird met its demise at the hands of Arizona Diamondback's pitcher Randy Johnson.
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Getting a checkmate with a King: A visual guide
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Jake sounds like a fun guy.
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A beagle's lame attempt at talking to a cute girl.
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My date plans for valentines day summed up in one .gif
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My grandmother was declared brain dead a few hours ago.
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Made my first student loan payment today.
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Grandmother had to be resuscitated today, brain damage and a collapsed lung. Apparently she didn't get the memo 2016 is over.
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A doozy of a poop story
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MRW the guy I quit working for, who worked me half to death doing VR stuff, sends me an invite to his VR presentation
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From artist to desk job...yay.
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MFW I try the the blazin' sauce at Wild Wings and get something in my eyes
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So my hometown turned into Silent Hill yesterday...
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Enjoying the little things
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I've been seeing a bunch of people here posting their progress, decided maybe I should try too!
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If it bleeds, we can kill it.
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Never imagined game development to be so stressful.
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