418 pts · July 6, 2017
Car enthusiast, former poker degenerate, forever romantic.
I have the red car shaped automatic rewinder. Because “Please be kind and rewind!”
My mom loved the jets! Especially when she would find them with the bottom of her feet when I would leave them on the ground.
My other half would only be tortilla ?
*William DaFaux
I think you need to take a break and go outside at least once this week
Maybe I misunderstood the conversation. I’m just saying on the backside of a Huracan body panel there’s Audi/VW stamped on it.
You do realize that Lamborghini parts are stamped with an Audi logo which are is owned by VW? Or are you really that stupid?
You can order the fries “light well” and they come out the perfect amount of crunchy
*Why buy a Lamborghini it’s just an Audi
They could probably do this 10 times faster using a machine. Why keep those tourists waiting??
The sun would kill you in a heartbeat if you get close enough. Better to keep your distance. 93,000,000 mi. is about the closest I’d get
Jinba Ittai - “horse and rider as one”
Wait so 1DP is faster than 1HP? I can dig it. From now on, instead of ponies, I will insist to know how many puppies a car has.
Jumps in water and doggy paddles towards the clouds
If the new Ferrari has 600 Banana Powers, we’ll know you got the job
I’m straight but would bang a number of good lookin dudes wouldn’t let them bang me tho cuz that’d be gay
Clean him up and bring him to my dungeon
Is that the dog on your left or my left?
I don’t think they speak z English.
Did you forget to swipe over the y and apostrophe?
And can date a girl of any height yet they still take short girls off the market. Leave the short girls for short guys! #savetheshorties
He could’ve just stayed at a Holiday Inn. With free upgrade to Suite Deluxe and Continental breakfast. Orrr he’s a taxidermist
Plebes. Sound Blaster 16 putting jams out when playing the original NFS, Loom, and Pinball when I got real bored :D
I’m pretty sure Botticelli used the same CGI program this Bouguereau used
Pretty sure I’ve seen this exact painting when I was in Florence. Botticelli if I’m not mistaken. “Artists” nowadays... pfft.
Dominant arm has the smaller titty on that side. Because muscles
Are you left handed?
Vietnam has been wearing them before the SARS outbreak. Because pollution. Ironic thing is they chain smoke all day so it’s all for not
I work in service dept at a car dealership. They furloughed half the staff and increased hours for those who stayed. +1 corporate greed
I’m a service advisor. No change at all. Still work 12 hour shifts. Still being scheduled shit ass appts. They did give us hand sanitizer.
I have the red car shaped automatic rewinder. Because “Please be kind and rewind!”
My mom loved the jets! Especially when she would find them with the bottom of her feet when I would leave them on the ground.
My other half would only be tortilla ?
*William DaFaux
I think you need to take a break and go outside at least once this week
Maybe I misunderstood the conversation. I’m just saying on the backside of a Huracan body panel there’s Audi/VW stamped on it.
You do realize that Lamborghini parts are stamped with an Audi logo which are is owned by VW? Or are you really that stupid?
You can order the fries “light well” and they come out the perfect amount of crunchy
*Why buy a Lamborghini it’s just an Audi
They could probably do this 10 times faster using a machine. Why keep those tourists waiting??
The sun would kill you in a heartbeat if you get close enough. Better to keep your distance. 93,000,000 mi. is about the closest I’d get
Jinba Ittai - “horse and rider as one”
Wait so 1DP is faster than 1HP? I can dig it. From now on, instead of ponies, I will insist to know how many puppies a car has.
Jumps in water and doggy paddles towards the clouds
If the new Ferrari has 600 Banana Powers, we’ll know you got the job
I’m straight but would bang a number of good lookin dudes wouldn’t let them bang me tho cuz that’d be gay
Clean him up and bring him to my dungeon
Is that the dog on your left or my left?
I don’t think they speak z English.
Did you forget to swipe over the y and apostrophe?
And can date a girl of any height yet they still take short girls off the market. Leave the short girls for short guys! #savetheshorties
He could’ve just stayed at a Holiday Inn. With free upgrade to Suite Deluxe and Continental breakfast. Orrr he’s a taxidermist
Plebes. Sound Blaster 16 putting jams out when playing the original NFS, Loom, and Pinball when I got real bored :D
I’m pretty sure Botticelli used the same CGI program this Bouguereau used
Pretty sure I’ve seen this exact painting when I was in Florence. Botticelli if I’m not mistaken. “Artists” nowadays... pfft.
Dominant arm has the smaller titty on that side. Because muscles
Are you left handed?
Vietnam has been wearing them before the SARS outbreak. Because pollution. Ironic thing is they chain smoke all day so it’s all for not
I work in service dept at a car dealership. They furloughed half the staff and increased hours for those who stayed. +1 corporate greed
I’m a service advisor. No change at all. Still work 12 hour shifts. Still being scheduled shit ass appts. They did give us hand sanitizer.