aarkarr

7823 pts ยท January 16, 2013


I'm not giving information to a machine

Not to make it dark but I think in a lot of settings this sort of coupling isn't typically consensual.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I really want to call the Alien 'Bubbles' but I can't think of a better excuse"

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really interesting to watch the public opinion on clowns go from funny to scary to sexy. Makes me wonder what else I'll live to see.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Il Papa John

10 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty disappointed, my psychic powers require 52 years to charge up.

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

*you'll

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2005*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanksgiving is apparently the Poland of holidays, we're being overrun from both sides.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

*everything

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

the low-crazy low-hot triangle is criminally underappreciated in this graph

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm not an expert but I believe content creators like to generate interest by posting things that are confusing or incorrect, as people are more likely to engage with something if they are baffled by it or get to feel superior. Kind of like cringe compilations

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Continuing to refuse to elaborate, I respect that.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

here comes the GAK

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that came in after I asked and is a great summary, but also I'd be interested in learning this person's perspective in more detail.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Expand on that

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

thank you for reminding me to alt+tab back into the Praetorium I started last night. I hope it's time for the boss

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

a jar, some radishes, and some sugar and vinegar(?) work. It's basically fool-proof

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

them duke boys better grow wings or start flapping their arms

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a single person, sometimes I make pickled radishes to go with something like this. I hope you enjoyed it

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

listen, my job would be much easier if I could square up with people from time to time

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Surprise" attack. If I punched somebody in the face every day for 50 years and they pushed me I don't think it counts as a surprise.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

I wanted to be a pilot, but based on how bad my eyes are I'm lucky they let me drive a car apparently. Love videos like this

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rude but true

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

fighting back in a dream

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like the idea that we have to put up with old guys being obnoxious gets fainter with each generation. When my sister's kids have kids they may be completely free of the idea of generational obligation. Brings a tear to my eye.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a single, divorced man whose life has had some ups and downs, becoming the drunk embarrassing uncle to my sister's teenage kids is the threat that keeps my life in order.

2 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

Did Mulcahy have his hearing back?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

9 to 5 is when we got a 'free' lunch, a lot of salaried employees (in the US) work 8-5 with an hour lunch nowadays

2 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

There is a condo near me that I'm in love with. Fair price, great location, great property. But it's HOA so I won't touch it with a standard-issue 10' pole. Sadge.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

'Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex' was an essay written in the 60s about Superman being so powerful he could easily harm Lois during lovemaking (among other 'concerns'). It's become a pop culture reference/joke among comic fans, famously being alluded to in the film Mallrats for example. That being said, I don't know DC comics intimately enough to say for certain but I don't believe it is canon. In a lot of storylines/timelimes Superman successfully couples with Lois Lane and produces offspring.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0