aalien

2845 pts ยท October 15, 2012


When you are a doctor, every meeting is a doctor's appointment.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Torille?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

When I wake up at the same time every day, I'm always dreaming when the clock goes off. If I wake up at a different time, no problem.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She said she would do *anything* like that, thus proving the screaming gentleman, accidental if it may be, correct.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

341 hectares.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They can, and have actually been obligated to use winter tyres for a few years now. I believe they usually aren't studded though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nobody has those, you have to drive very slow with them, and you have to remove them when you get to a better road. So, no thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You can drive and stay on the road, but if you have to suddenly brake or dodge something, you're pretty much screwed on a road like that.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Why did the build a road in the middle of that river?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because a decent graphics card alone costs as much as a console.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

In Finland it's a crime only if you obstruct the officers or publish something that violates the victims right to privacy.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Is it a also a felony to film an official doing their jobs badly? I really feel like this is yet another form of dangerous censorship.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 12

Who said anything about landing flat? And besides, the mat is so soft, it won't really matter even if you did land flat.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Turn on your back and keep your chin on your chest.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

That is *not* the other option. The right way is to put your chin to your chest and try your best to turn backside first.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

I competed in heptathlon and decathlon for five years, never broke a single pole or saw anyone break one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Necessary medical operations and mutilations based on tradition have nothing to do with eachother.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

If there were clear reasons for religious mutilations, which would be completely disregarded by groupthink, then yes, it would.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

And no, not all circumsized penises require lubrication. It's just very uncommon for a whole penis to require it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11

Even your non-religious parents were subjected to so much groupthink, that they decided to mutilate you.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 25

It's literally the whole world except for the Americans, who like to mutilate their kids. You don't need lubrication with a full package.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 15

It's just the ones who have been mutilated in a religious ceremony in order give their foreskin as an offering to the great Jewhve.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 40

Your car is usually full of spraying Pepsi cans, but the sun dryes them?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In Finland it's kuolemantuottamus, which means basically the same as above. Neighbour high five.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You show a picture of a brit to it.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Electronic market places made it much easier to sell items without huge warehouses and complicated logistics, which is amazon.

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Useita!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Deep, deep tree of hashes, whose depth, when correctly implemented, is log2(n). Which is about 30 for billion entries. (It's a bot.)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Joulutorille?

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

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