aHotMessi

73 pts · January 23, 2025


Na bro, she's queen of all 24 hours.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean $800/mo.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Piece of cake!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More horny than I expected

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

New record for memes that need explaining. Or am I just slow? Both?

4 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

The nomenclature to word ratio is too high. Can you ask the robot to translate before cutting and pasting? Gracias.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since that was a Frontier plane, y'all should know she was waiting there for at least three hours.

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Planning? Did they say planning? Never have I ever. The first thing on my to-do list is.. writing a to-do list.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super cool... Too bad some jack ass drew a fox body mustang on it.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be making similar sounds whilst riding her.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The sex life might just take care of the will to live AND consistent exercise. So just hand over the food and we're all set.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shit was cool until it turned into LOST, in Space.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Like adding words in a pdf. Works like a hex.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kill it. Kill it now.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most likely to chill in the left lane, Oregon or Iowa plates.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't get purple haze from that ersatz d8 junk.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You beat me to it. Well, you beat yourself and you beat me. Well done sir. Well done.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If he lies, he lies.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cabin Boy was about as funny as Ghost Dad.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's because I got a vasectomy

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

¿Por qué "hola, qué pasa" no se traduce correctamente?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is he getting diabetes with his snip snip?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't misunderstand the saying. Having it in your hands isn't 90% of ownership. Laws about who owns what and why comprise the vast majority of legal texts.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry Liz and Marilyn but Sophia is the GOAT

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0