ZoopaBoopa

13572 pts · March 20, 2021


This is my fun bio.

My favorite airline; just pure professionalism. The plane could be breaking apart in the air and the attendants would be calmly moving down the aisle making sure everything was going as smoothly as possible with a smile.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 this is the final script for the Super Mario movie

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have bid jobs for people with GIANT maga signs and flags all over the house. I added 20% to my bid expecting them to go with another contractor. They accepted the bid and I made good money on it. Gave everyone on my crew an extra 200$ that day.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was thinking about using it to get away from crime scenes. Like walking into a bank and cleaning out the vault and just poof ??

3 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

I’m a rocket man burning all the shoes off everyone

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet his stomach did that thing when he jumped.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This makes no sense to me utter word salad

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First they sack Rome and now this!!!?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Narco sub?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really like the paper rock scissors one. Is there a source … with sound

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Poor people don’t own boats?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I have a birds aren’t real sticker on my truck. I regularly eat eggs, chicken. I enjoy hunting geese, ducks, pheasant and dove.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Yep, went to fill a rental car after a red eye flight. Guy running across the parking lot yelling at me in early morning hours.

3 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

I finally threw out my pair when my toe could poke out.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noted

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would jumping in there kill you?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad was a home builder with a car and motorcycle passion. There was nothing he needed my help with BUT… every Saturday he’d come ask me

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Worked on solar project out there “kick before you pick it” was the saying

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bruh if I’m tipping you’re bringing it to my house not from a box you standing in front of

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Antony is holding his booze pretty well

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#4 Mickey Avalon “My dick”

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because reproducing studies won’t get you published and if you’re not publishing your career is dead

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SMH I thought she was making a homemade flesh light from the thumbnail

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#39 took me a minute to realize this wasn’t some kind of anti Irish joke

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m driving around 1200 miles a week…I’ll take number 2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0