Zipperkiller

1376 pts · February 10, 2019


Not impossible, but I snagged the source image off a different meme ages ago.

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Turns out it’s one of those weird depth of field photos mixed with too realistic cake

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#16 fun fact, there’s actually a comedy club at 101 main st in Burlington Vt

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You ever fart yourself flaccid? I have. Smelled awful

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Interesting the people were saying he wasn’t wearing ear protection, he’s just got plugs instead of muffs

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh btw @abbiistabbii you’re in this one

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I’m curious what gun shows you’re going to that have no background checks, the ones I’ve always gone to do, seeing as everyone selling is an FFL

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My god, I wonder if he was the dolphin fucker dude from Reddit

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Our was playing fallout boy a little while ago

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#26 I’ve been there. The customers are annoying, the bosses are on your back. But hey, at least you’ve got life insurance

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“Hey baby, do it honk?”

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#44 I’ve never seen the full thing before

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#26 you’ve gotta roll before jumping. That’s how we did it back in jak 2

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#43 pretty sure this is a line from a Local News Legends song

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It makes sense. The only reward for long service these days seems like you’re first in line for getting laid off

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#8 I should put this meme in my exit interview

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#11 not me trying to figure out what being “Tab” is

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Spoiled with love and attention until they leave you for someone who can support their lavish lifestyle?

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I wonder what the bear 9/11 was like

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Oh lol, no but I do wanna check them out. Maybe there’s stuff I can steal for my tumblr

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That’s the tip for the tech

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#22 about to teach that die a smith and lesson (yeah I know it’s a ruger, don’t @ me

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Even automatic transmissions take maybe half a second or so to kick in if it’s not quite in the right gear

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You were headed to the mines. You yearn for them

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I mean, I’m talking about op, I’m in the same discord and I follow them on tumblr, who are you talking about?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Escaping from horse jail

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No no, I’m in some of the other circles she’s in, I think she’s just like that. Real into crabs too

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Yeah this is doing a lot for me if I’m being honest.

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#4 when I got complimented at work, I used to just say “okay” and get back to work. It made me so uncomfortable that I didn’t even think to say “thank you”

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