It's an ancient chinese art.
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A pillow fluffy and warm.
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When you need a good stretch.
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Surprise!
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*Smooch*
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Striking the right balance.
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I need dis.
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Han Solo, everyone.
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YOLO Solo
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Have a very cynical Christmas!
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HFTHFTHFTHFTHFTHFT!
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He probably does get sick of hearing the misquote.
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Dammit, human!
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9
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What the..?!
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Han Solo
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Crash & burn
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Surprise ending.
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7
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I haz a bone.
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5
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Dreams with sharp teeth.
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Cybermen taking a smoke brak. Union rules, don't you know.
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You will be hearing this sort of thing many times during the season.
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Lisa has her priorities in line.
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BOOYAH!!!
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A crutch is the staff of life.
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She's smoking hot.
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8
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Cue Jurassic Park theme.
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Patrick Stewart is ageless.
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I didn't want to like this joke.
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8
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Excuse me...excuse me.
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5
0
"Thumbs! If only I had thumbs!"
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8 bit X-Files
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8
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The brightly shining.
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6
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Astrophysicists and doomsday cult leaders agree.
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Rationalizing level = expert.
1936
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MRW babysitting hyperactive kids.
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What profit a man to gain the whole world, but lose his own soul?
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I wanna rock & roll all night and sleep every day.
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Cubism
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C'mere, baby.
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5
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I halp.
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Removing the human factor from war makes waging war more likely.
77
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I will call them...Mini Me.
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2
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Hand over the kibbles and nobody gets hurt!
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6
0
Is all the Halloween hootenanny over yet?
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1
0
Hat trick.
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The devil makes the best music *and* the best toast!
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The kind of day I am having so far.
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Dooty on the booty.
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2
0
Role reversal.
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The agony.
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10
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Mind over matter.
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3
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It haz a flavor.
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6
0
His first celebrity crush.
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4
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Canine banking.
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2
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*Pfffffttttt!*
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5
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"It's just a flesh wound!"
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7
0
This looks painful.
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Proofread those online orders, folks.
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