9020 pts · October 7, 2012
This is the smile of a kid who knows he has more swag than everyone he’s ever going to met.
Can confirm...Just showed this to my 3 year old.
Never claimed it was mine. I enjoyed the description and wanted to share it. Apparently other folks enjoyed it too.
"Life finds a way." Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park
A place to store the bodies?
Shake it like a Polaroid picture...Hey now.
Finally... now I can rest.
You sound depressed. You need to find help. When you get your brain chemistry tuned up you'll get back to where you want to be.
This will show you where the Ark of the Covenant is hidden.
Bernie Sanders after conceding to Hillary.
That's God telling you to get the Fu$k out.
Clearly he just hit 88mph and went back to the future.
That's about to lay a xenomorph egg.
I'm still waiting for the DeLorean.
10% of 7 Billion is a lot of paying customers.
Must have a pebble in his shoe.
Distracted posting.
The flux capacitor just malfunctioned.
Swoon
Sorry comments on your doily footwear makes you depression.
I'm not avian specialist. It's just a very small nest with a very small egg. I figured it was a very small bird.
that's what happened in 2007 when as a white guy I married a Puerto Rican woman
Hate to break it to you some one sold you a human and told you it was a puppy. Hope you saved the receipt.
Opens the egg. "One Jellybean for the effort mom?WTF?"
That's a terrible knot in the last one. The surgeon should be ashamed.
The Donny Darko sequel looks bad ass.
Even if every woman in the move had a penis the move still would have made be want to stab my eye with a knitting needle.
If I were a terrorist I would break under this enhanced Interrogation technique.
This is the smile of a kid who knows he has more swag than everyone he’s ever going to met.
Can confirm...Just showed this to my 3 year old.
Never claimed it was mine. I enjoyed the description and wanted to share it. Apparently other folks enjoyed it too.
"Life finds a way." Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park
A place to store the bodies?
Shake it like a Polaroid picture...Hey now.
Finally... now I can rest.
You sound depressed. You need to find help. When you get your brain chemistry tuned up you'll get back to where you want to be.
This will show you where the Ark of the Covenant is hidden.
Bernie Sanders after conceding to Hillary.
That's God telling you to get the Fu$k out.
Clearly he just hit 88mph and went back to the future.
That's about to lay a xenomorph egg.
I'm still waiting for the DeLorean.
10% of 7 Billion is a lot of paying customers.
Must have a pebble in his shoe.
Distracted posting.
The flux capacitor just malfunctioned.
Swoon
Sorry comments on your doily footwear makes you depression.
I'm not avian specialist. It's just a very small nest with a very small egg. I figured it was a very small bird.
that's what happened in 2007 when as a white guy I married a Puerto Rican woman
Hate to break it to you some one sold you a human and told you it was a puppy. Hope you saved the receipt.
Opens the egg. "One Jellybean for the effort mom?WTF?"
That's a terrible knot in the last one. The surgeon should be ashamed.
The Donny Darko sequel looks bad ass.
Even if every woman in the move had a penis the move still would have made be want to stab my eye with a knitting needle.
If I were a terrorist I would break under this enhanced Interrogation technique.