Zforce95

9020 pts · October 7, 2012


This is the smile of a kid who knows he has more swag than everyone he’s ever going to met.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm...Just showed this to my 3 year old.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never claimed it was mine. I enjoyed the description and wanted to share it. Apparently other folks enjoyed it too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Life finds a way." Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A place to store the bodies?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...Hey now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally... now I can rest.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You sound depressed. You need to find help. When you get your brain chemistry tuned up you'll get back to where you want to be.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This will show you where the Ark of the Covenant is hidden.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bernie Sanders after conceding to Hillary.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's God telling you to get the Fu$k out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly he just hit 88mph and went back to the future.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

That's about to lay a xenomorph egg.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm still waiting for the DeLorean.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10% of 7 Billion is a lot of paying customers.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Must have a pebble in his shoe.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Distracted posting.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The flux capacitor just malfunctioned.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swoon

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sorry comments on your doily footwear makes you depression.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not avian specialist. It's just a very small nest with a very small egg. I figured it was a very small bird.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's what happened in 2007 when as a white guy I married a Puerto Rican woman

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 3

Hate to break it to you some one sold you a human and told you it was a puppy. Hope you saved the receipt.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Opens the egg. "One Jellybean for the effort mom?WTF?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a terrible knot in the last one. The surgeon should be ashamed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Donny Darko sequel looks bad ass.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if every woman in the move had a penis the move still would have made be want to stab my eye with a knitting needle.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I were a terrorist I would break under this enhanced Interrogation technique.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0