ZeroTheAssassin

672 pts ยท November 2, 2016


Ice hit ice, go PEW

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fisherman's best friend

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks really cool, would love to try it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that's shitty

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would still be a better love story than twilight...

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't know, I guess I'd go with Allosaurus

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ElbowDeepInAHorse

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Let me guess, they... suck toes for nickels?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but if he had kept on driving like a dick he might've gotten into a more dangerous accident so maybe you saved someone in a way

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Which streaming service is it on?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Latte is a German slang word for boner

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Nope. Fuji doesn't mean mountain, yama does. So saying mount fujiyama would be "mount Fuji mountain". But "mount Fuji" is correct.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I feel called out

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Too late

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes, and dolphins are basically whales

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some of those are just German words... what's so special about those

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What's the difference?

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

Time for crab.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dugongs aren't called Seeschwein though, they're called Seekuh, which means sea cow.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0