ZeroIsPlural

36417 pts · August 1, 2017


I knew a guy who used a mated pair of peacocks. They were terrifying.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right now I still have a tissue expander in. I get my implant next month

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

That's me.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

$17,000 a month. That's the one they won't cover. But Eli Lilly is sO gEnErOuS and gives it to me free cuz the m poor. Wouldn't need it for free if they didn't charge so much in the first place. Fuckers.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

The acetate is cut to size. What he's cutting off is just where the chocolate overhangs.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah!! 🥳🥳🥳

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll take that! Hopes, prayers, thoughts, good vibes, whatever. I feel honored that people are even giving me their time. I'm an Internet nobody too.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't feel bad! My chemo side effects weren't near as bad as most. I felt guilty too. I'm sure you have your own struggles. Survivors guilt is lying to you. It's a lil bitch and doesn't deserve your attention. I'm glad you're doing well! ❤️

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know that scene in Forrest Gump where they're in Vietnam and Bubba tells him that if they lean on each other's backs then neither of them has to sleep with their head in the mud? I think about that a lot.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sending you the best vibes I got, friend. Your luck proved helpful, we doubled our goal. Now we can get a washer and dryer and fill the fridge, too. I hope the universe treats you gently. Treat yourself gently too. ❤️

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As my hair grows out, I've been styling it like different celebs/ memes. Once I get a good gallery, I'll post them. I did Gary busey, the "aliens" guy, Harry styles, Macaulay Culkin both in Home Alone and as an adult. It's fun!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh wow thank you. I turned 35 during chemo. Worst. Bday. Ever. Tell your wife she's a baddie.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a lil gay, thanks for the $20

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your wife is a certified Bad Bitch.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've started collecting them. My hair is coming back, but the wigs are easier. I have no idea what to do with short hair.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The hole is lovely. Death is always an exaggeration, even if it's genuine. But I am not currently dying. Not anymore than anyone else, at least ,😉

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It gets better! I'm about 2 years out from chemo and I feel almost normal. I look almost normal. I have to have another surgery, but it'll be cake compared to what I've already done. Keep fighting, friend. Godspeed and may the universe treat you gently. ❤️

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you❤️

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you❤️

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bruh. My insurance refused to pay for cancer meds. They cost 17K A MONTH. Fuckin bonkers. I had to apply for aid. Dumb.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's okay! I laughed. It was funny. And they weren't wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah man...that's the whole reason I'm here.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you ❤️

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much! You're an excellent human, to help a stranger.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

#30 we've had the "high" ground for a long time. Catch up, fuckers.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 36 and while all my clothes are still thrifted, I bought new pillows for the first time in my life. I don't even know where my previous pillows came from.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Where do you get your wigs? I'm always looking for a new source.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just watched them try ballet. It was hilarious

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0