Zenmaster5000

9175 pts ยท July 31, 2014


He who shall not be named?

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I have come from 3 years later to tell you that's a pallette, the thing used to carry stuff via forklift, not a drain pipe

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Guys he means a cat, get it? Cause cats don't like dogs? Pretty clever, why all the downvotes

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Remember that dude who shit out a tomato seed and said he'd update us on its growth? What happened to that guy?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad, you make me laugh every day so it's the least I can do, keep up the good work

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wait! He isn't dead! Cera cerprise!

10 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 3

He's following you... About 30 feet back, he gets down on all red beanies and breaks into a sprint

10 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 3

Guy was probably using a glock-18 amiright? Csgo jokes hahahahah ahhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to hell

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Remember the one where he blew up, I think a fridge, and he actually hit the cameraman and you can here the *thump* and he collapses

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read wombo combo, I should study more in my study hall

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Igetthatreference.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First comment on fp post? Oboi my moment to shine... Uhh... Dickbutt? Nonono, javert? Help me!!!! Oh how about a memerable spelling mistake

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I didn't understand how they knew there were no more maggots, and how to peel off that bit of skin to get to more maggots

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn't this kind of a scene from Seinfeld? But with Kramer not a grandma

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what the Internet is for

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's an elder scrolls thing stop trying to link it to English you filthy n'wah

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Sera is a title of respect, Muthsera a title of great respect, and Serjo basically means friend. Regardless of what gender you are."

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Having played the elder scrolls so much, especially morrowind, I always think of dark elves saying "yes se-ra?" when people say that

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

CAN WE STOP THE SPACE SHIT??? Elite Dangerous, Star Citizen, No Man's Sky, Mass Effect Andromeda, now this, and there's so much more too...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just look up Kim possible on rule 34?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh... Ohhhh... OHHHHHHHH... I see it now

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone see the guy doing the thing below the waist? I'm going to get puncharood

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It sucks because my girlfriend loved lighting matches, it was so cute, we would just sit in my closet in the dark and light matches :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not much history, none hinge on playing their predecessor, they have independent very good storylines, nukes went off, ppl died, pewpew Win.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not much history, none hinge on playing their predecessor, they have independent very good storylines, nukes went off, ppl died, pewpew Win.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TIL smooth skin and a good complexion means that you are 12

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'd eat her taco... Ha! Ha! Heh...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3, serious sam, anyone?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does no one notice it says Daugher?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0