ZaphodBbx

935454 pts ยท December 21, 2012


Two heads Three arms No boundaries I rarely post images, but I comment...a lot.. I write what the voices in my heads tell me. When I see a post, it takes about 3 seconds to come up with the basic idea, a couple of more to decide on wording and maybe ten to type it out. If it's too long or looks awkward, or whatever, I may edit it for another 15 seconds or so. So if you loved, or hated, something I wrote, please bear in mind that it was something I spit out in half a minute...tops. And at that time, it seemed like just the right thing to say... I think it's so cute when people try to dictate pronunciation...like they knew a dipthong or a digraph from a hole in the ground, or didn't think ligature was just a word from a CSI show, or BDSM post.

It may help to look at the scale in red at the bottom of the chart.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Had we stayed there for the whole 30 year term our payments would have been over 4.3 times the cost of the house.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an old fuck, my first mortgage was at 14.375%...and that was a discounted rate, most people were paying 17%...so there's that.

13 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Man, I'd get about three finger-snaps in and fall apart.

20 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"If you voted for Trump you owe me a functioning America...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently you are in an open marriage...and just haven't come to terms with that quite yet.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The motorcyclist is this guy: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2024927/ and those kids might be one or more of his three.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Montana Wildhack might be her first credited role, but Honey Bruce was also one of her breast....

2 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Having lived in NYC for a while in the 70's I can attest that this is not the strangest thing NYPD witnessed during that time...

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

"That's good chair." -- Malcolm Reynolds.

3 days ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 6

At least they've got that added fuel tank...

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See also: When you empty your vacuum you become the vacuum cleaner.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Staten Island?

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But...I *like* potatoes.

5 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

*volume...

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Felon, Failure, Fraud...and that's just the tip of the shitberg with him.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

It was probably closer to 12%, but you know...rounding.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe he's just delivering that board to a friend...?

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like they put the new guy in the 'traumatic impalement' position.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Luffing...

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post has decimated me...

6 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Mixed signals...or very specific directions...?

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Same.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I recall not only a milk truck, but a horse drawn milk truck. It was a gimmick of the local dairy, but still a long long time ago.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He violated the emoluments clause the instant he [falsely] uttered the oath of office.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Thumbnail: Poopies. Actual post: Puppies. This post will both exceed the expectations of some, and disappoint others.

1 week ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Oh, that's a few steps down the road.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm having a vision problem. I just don't see me coming in for the next few shifts."

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

...Canada...it's right in the username.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0