ZTLoki

4354 pts ยท May 20, 2015


Knight Elf Mohawk. Stab people for a living. Prior professional crayon eater.

Whats the best change you've made that you wish you knew before now?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When Buffy came back from the dead and described where she was, my mom said she died and when to Valhalla/hero's death.. seemed so sad

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

How the hell do they not smudge the makeup? Does it go on before the costume? After? I don't understand this magic.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a second thought I couldn't read, shirt was backwards.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does R2D2 look like one of those Christmas cookies gone wrong after being in the oven?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too late to get a drawing by inebriated person?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody mentioned ducking the head to not get disoriented?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Called a pot of boiling water dude.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I fucking had those as a kid!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "from Australia" is what gave it away. Sorry you guys are aflame down there, best wishes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Held the phone upside down didn't you?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't see anyone ask, but what made you want to be a mortician?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I legitimately worry about this while trying to date, 34 years old too.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fml. That shit is beautiful. Well played.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking looove hfy!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damnit Hardison!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I. Can't. Look. Away... so interesting!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah! Saw your other post first, that is cool!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hurt myself laugh at this, it's 3 am damnit

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How hard is it to breathe like that?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years later, but I'm glad I took the time to check the comments first. +1 for making the comment first.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody else waiting for her to wink or something?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog's head is 40 percent ears!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enjoy the cat jumping on the keyboard midway through pushing for the point. My roommate's cat has impeccable timing when it does so.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to ask why you cooked bacon on skewers, then I realized I am not a smart man.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pope something or other had his nephew/cousin/something's face made the official depiction of Jesus. Bit late but there ya go.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You poor sweet bastard. Enjoy the next few months of your lif until you catch up lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just really tired, and had a few drinks lol.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats bro

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0