Yumbledore

41511 pts ยท April 27, 2013


Ah, I was raised Catholic

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of my old apartment the time someone put a fridge in the dumpster and set it on fire.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would think confirmation would be more of a puberty celebration than first communion. 2nd grade vs sophomore year.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably a Brexit post

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would hit my head every time I sat down or stood up from those sofas

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've met plenty of men with tig ole bitties

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much FOD

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It makes more sense for an atheist to say omg because it is a sin to take his name in vain. Atheists don't need to police their language.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doctor: Your baby has dwarfism. Mom: my baby is a midget? Dad: lol let's call her Bridget! Mom: lolololol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I didn't know who these people were, I would still know what they do.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe she's using a filter.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little noodle

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bully their way through life? Like a man arresting kids who probably still wet the bed occasionally?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have gas in my house.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least you don't have a glass top stove. I know people who needed a new stove because the tried to microwave something while drunk.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He ripped the toe off it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was intentional.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What year are you?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me after dinner tonight.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone who needs forester parts.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you know I am female? Were you predicting that? I am confused.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I remember reading about this road. Something about good graffiti

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ella is probably mixed based on the evidence. Mom is black (or dad likes to get his nails done).

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The first 3 are clearly Dad hands.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I doubt there are any youths in this club.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think most of us have evolved better tempers than chimps.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Why did you add the symbol for female?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tupperware lids

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is September.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In the city I grew up, there was a portion of town designed for midgets. Maybe they need to be closer to the counter.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0