The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Selfie for the stalkers: http://i.imgur.com/ZodIUyK.jpg [6]
I wish he'd turn around for a split second just so we can see the cryptids chasing him
Who are these people
All of it
Those blue bloods fucking stick together
NO! THE MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
horsesonthebeach TURUTTUTU
Have you tried hungarian?
Not sure, let me measure again.
Aaw man, you look happy, must've been a good day!
Man, I just want enough money to go to therapy, I haven't been happy for 15 years and most of my problems are in my head.
the one with lara croft?
why?
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Yeah, don't feel bad, everyone gets fucked over a few times. Learn from it :)
One of my favorite gags from that movie.
Shitters clogged
someone needs to add that screaming orgasm soundeffect. you know the one.
cheeto
No the most important part is when it's going in MAH BELLY OM NOM NOM NOM
How about just stop eating.
I think the biggest problem is that the rapper was a friend of her sons
Easier to go for the multikill
It's called oral fixation. Suck on a lolly
And then theres my grandma who'd beat the shit out of me because I was born a boy.
fuck that scared the shit out of me
It makes them transcendent
Maxmimum Overdad