YourLocalSnitch

46390 pts ยท February 6, 2016


Tell me your secrets.

I heard nurses refer to the patients' parents as dad or mom rather than their names

5 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

If the snow isnt packed id say they probably wont die or get critically injured from it. But then again im also an idiot

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Anytime i ever see a product for pets i think about the 100 ways it could go wrong

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Except in real life itll be a mob of people

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I feel ike getting shot and divorced with a cheating wife are somehow related

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Wait... its all christian bale? Always was he says while pulling a gun on himself

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Yes i agree. Lets make reading 50 shades of grey mandatory in schools

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Talked down mate that looks more like they held a gun to his head

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If its not a mannequin but an actual doll for you know what im pretty sure those costs thousands and more depending on what features it has

5 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Could you explain? Im studying drafting

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Alright pass the sauce

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Thats weird. If they just kept repeating that id have a debt of 1 dollar

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

They say he worked for the russians as a triple spy

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this who Curly from Peaky Blinders is based off?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe some of them misjudged and decided the food looked good

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Their warcry sounds more like a cry

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I have no idea how on mobile

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My entire school was jamming to this song. We literally had an assembly where everyone sang this song for no reason and i still love it

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

He said he was ugly not rich. Those cards can cost

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kelloggs seems to love making bullshit up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well i always knew orange juice drinkers mightve been retarded

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 14

So you thinkin bout thos beans?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile the girl is calling the police about someone following her for 3 blocks

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your girlfriend hasnt met her own parents?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gotta love originality. Maybe it was even inspired by that jimmy neutron episode

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Youre mistaken, its a sacrificial altar

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How can he cry with no tear ducts yohohoho

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Maybe her bfs name was punchsofter, im sure he couldve learned a lesson from it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you see... noone died, maybe from regret, but no bomb

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0