Watching all the people actually try to storm Area 51 and get shot and I’m at home watching

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When you’ve had boots on layaway at Zapateria La Bailarina and you make three payments for your new genuine ostrich boots

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Not today hooligans!!

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Found this in a bathroom stall

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During the Olympics, please don’t forget the biggest Olympic underdog story of all time

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When I had a sex dream about my ex, and my girlfriend starts the conversation with "you were sleep talking last night"

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Ruining lives

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Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there

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When it's 00:01 on December 26, and people are still posting selfies

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When you write a funny comment you expect to get a ton of upvotes off of but you get downvoted instead

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