142 pts · August 15, 2017
To get them out you’d need to send troops back in.
Good luck getting an American to place Wales, Scotland, England, and N. Ireland on the map.
*Detonates nuclear bomb in your back yard* Wowzers
No, I’m just a cold emotionless green bean.
Do you have bricks holding your mirrors up?
I love the people that name their plants! I remember meeting a girl at work that names her plants after US presidents.
The smell of a southern magnolia flower is the French perfume of flowers
No because my drain is clogged with hair
I’m more of a bathtub
“Too Close To Call” -Brian Williams
Try talking to people out of your comfort zone and you might learn something.
Like how you believe you are right? The only one detached from reality here is you.
There are 2 sexes, yes (not counting hermaphrodites) but gender is an identity. Science/religion have no say in ones identity.
This dude, McGruff the crime dog, those crazy chemists, Abraham Lincoln, some kid’s dad trying to make it as a dj, and Ronald McDonald.
These are one of my favorite pens. You can get 16 for $13 on Amazon
Terrorists
They’re always planted too close and end up dying because people want instant results.
I think everyone should see a kid except Joe Pesci. Slightly funnier with his reaction that way.
What kind of applebees wouldn’t have the game on while you eat though?
These are macrophyla hydrangeas. You probably have an arborescence hydrangea.
We need another civil war.
*floods laundry room and puts drenched clothes in dryer* That was odd
Some construction worker at the other end is questioning his sanity.
Tear the bitch down and build the new government in Ohio
98 degree karenheit
None of these graphs going around show the numbers from the Great Depression. Like, let’s see how far away from truly being fucked we are.
I’m glad they died.
Why is Leeloo flashing the shocker at me like it’s a gang sign?
Wet socks
Just woke up from a night terror. Thank you for not including any circus clowns.
To get them out you’d need to send troops back in.
Good luck getting an American to place Wales, Scotland, England, and N. Ireland on the map.
*Detonates nuclear bomb in your back yard* Wowzers
No, I’m just a cold emotionless green bean.
Do you have bricks holding your mirrors up?
I love the people that name their plants! I remember meeting a girl at work that names her plants after US presidents.
The smell of a southern magnolia flower is the French perfume of flowers
No because my drain is clogged with hair
I’m more of a bathtub
“Too Close To Call” -Brian Williams
Try talking to people out of your comfort zone and you might learn something.
Like how you believe you are right? The only one detached from reality here is you.
There are 2 sexes, yes (not counting hermaphrodites) but gender is an identity. Science/religion have no say in ones identity.
This dude, McGruff the crime dog, those crazy chemists, Abraham Lincoln, some kid’s dad trying to make it as a dj, and Ronald McDonald.
These are one of my favorite pens. You can get 16 for $13 on Amazon
Terrorists
They’re always planted too close and end up dying because people want instant results.
I think everyone should see a kid except Joe Pesci. Slightly funnier with his reaction that way.
What kind of applebees wouldn’t have the game on while you eat though?
These are macrophyla hydrangeas. You probably have an arborescence hydrangea.
We need another civil war.
*floods laundry room and puts drenched clothes in dryer* That was odd
Some construction worker at the other end is questioning his sanity.
Tear the bitch down and build the new government in Ohio
98 degree karenheit
None of these graphs going around show the numbers from the Great Depression. Like, let’s see how far away from truly being fucked we are.
I’m glad they died.
Why is Leeloo flashing the shocker at me like it’s a gang sign?
Wet socks
Just woke up from a night terror. Thank you for not including any circus clowns.