YoPhelpsy

142 pts · August 15, 2017


To get them out you’d need to send troops back in.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck getting an American to place Wales, Scotland, England, and N. Ireland on the map.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Detonates nuclear bomb in your back yard* Wowzers

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, I’m just a cold emotionless green bean.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have bricks holding your mirrors up?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the people that name their plants! I remember meeting a girl at work that names her plants after US presidents.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The smell of a southern magnolia flower is the French perfume of flowers

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No because my drain is clogged with hair

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m more of a bathtub

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Too Close To Call” -Brian Williams

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try talking to people out of your comfort zone and you might learn something.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Like how you believe you are right? The only one detached from reality here is you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are 2 sexes, yes (not counting hermaphrodites) but gender is an identity. Science/religion have no say in ones identity.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This dude, McGruff the crime dog, those crazy chemists, Abraham Lincoln, some kid’s dad trying to make it as a dj, and Ronald McDonald.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are one of my favorite pens. You can get 16 for $13 on Amazon

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Terrorists

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They’re always planted too close and end up dying because people want instant results.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think everyone should see a kid except Joe Pesci. Slightly funnier with his reaction that way.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of applebees wouldn’t have the game on while you eat though?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are macrophyla hydrangeas. You probably have an arborescence hydrangea.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We need another civil war.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*floods laundry room and puts drenched clothes in dryer* That was odd

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some construction worker at the other end is questioning his sanity.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tear the bitch down and build the new government in Ohio

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

98 degree karenheit

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

None of these graphs going around show the numbers from the Great Depression. Like, let’s see how far away from truly being fucked we are.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m glad they died.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Why is Leeloo flashing the shocker at me like it’s a gang sign?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wet socks

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just woke up from a night terror. Thank you for not including any circus clowns.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0