YetAnotherUserNameToRememberDangit

83348 pts ยท August 15, 2018


I recently purchased a CRKT Viking hand axe. Use this pointless fact as you will.

I'm obligated to say this: Gadget is Kaylee Fry's fursona.

5 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Jungle book. At the drive-in.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And a lot more greasy. A whole lot more. You wouldn't believe how much grease there is in the average 'possum. Five or six cups of oil can render off during cooking.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only real life experience I have from these are from an old snowcat from the sixties(?). And those had a small powder (maybe 20 grain) charge with a nitrated paper wadding.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, without pellets. A blank cartridge.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pumbaa, his myoglobin pink.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She was also the choreographer for the ballroom scene in the movie "labyrinth ". Which means, at some point, she was slow dancing with David Bowie. While he was wearing that codpiece.
Explains that enigmatic smile.

3 weeks ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Is Alaska the big blue square in the background?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cats expression says " you weren't supposed to wake me until we got there. This isn't Santorini!"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The frozen orange juice concentrate is a major ingredient in my father's bbq sauce. I can forsee a long, annoying summer trying to engineer a replacement.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why isnt the front passengers side tire rotating? Is that a thing in these vehicles?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He could be, if we can find the right solvent.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone is still rebelling from when mom said
"Stop playing with your food!"

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#44 somehow, I think the pirate ship not being street legal is very on brand. Arr.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I like using 4th of July sparklers taped to the outside. Gives everything a festive air.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We thought it was the comments section that made fascist a-holes bold. Turns out, they've been asses all along.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Getting shot sucks. But yeah, kidney stones are terrible and last and knowing you have to pass them screws with your head.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still not convinced that's a knife.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"You come here often?"
"Almost every time"

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's a second hand shop.

3 months ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

A few years back, the arc exhibit sued their insurance company over a denied claim. They didn't cover flood damage.

3 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

And soon after, promoted to just "jam".

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Almost time for the popcorn, then!

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"We are construction of borg. Your architectural uniqueness will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. "

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Having just woke up, I'm confused. Has something wonderful happened to the current regime?

4 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

No one wants a hand-me-down vagina.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's someone relaxing in the reading room. The one with the reading throne.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Liches goblin army is now liches undead goblin army. Might wanna start being nicer to the cleric.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should I feel shame that I can't find waldo?

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3