YepImCanadian

11034 pts ยท January 4, 2017


Why did the Roomba cross the road?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a surveyor I take offense at your insult to triangles. Triangles are one of the 2 most beautiful things in the world, circles being the other. That thing is just fugly.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I couldn't tell what the cops said.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I haven't had a bath since I was a child...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dad anger. That's how you break fans!

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tagging in and out the partner works wonders. I'll tag my wife out when I know the kids are being a pain just because they can. Helps a lot.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not smooth it's vertical.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember printing the original plans. It's still upside down.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I printed the design plans for that thing! I always called it upside down tower ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 words 'work truck'

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cough* spelling mistake *cough* great job on the realization family sucks on most days! Good luck!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's going to be more than 21 Tim's stops I tell you what.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't even need to see "united" to know. I'm a non believer but I will convert any believer to United. Only church I will go to when asked.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Antlers*

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Mine made 7 ?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Timbits not donut holes

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canada it would be a national tragedy and probably lead to some kind of law or reform. We really don't take killing kids lightly Unlike some

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For being the Texas of Canada it's definitely alot better than Texas ?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Alberta ia going to be the first o.O

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So this for all the survey work I've done. "See that one is leaning 4 inches to the East"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol well we've been known for worse. I'll take it

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think I'll save this for my little girl. Though she'll probably have fists like hamhawks so I doubt it'll matter.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tried that. Bad idea.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm more pissed about them giving tickets to scalpers in order to cash in more.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Showed a math teacher once a way to do a 3page math equation in 3 lines. She changed how she taught it after that.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh hey I'm on book 8 mid way through at the moment!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coffee, cigarettes and anger.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol underrated comment

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm confused. What is their beef with her other than racist? Wondering more if they are whining about lore or just caveheaded?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Ever eat lobster?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0