Yellowchopsticks

98281 pts ยท June 29, 2016


and to record intended ramming incidents?

47 minutes ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, the second time they were no longer the knights who say ni

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

34 times convicted felon who has yet to spend time in prison

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*exacerbate the GOP manufactured TSA crisis.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There'll be vendors at his grave selling ex-lax so people can shit on it.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them inside.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kidnap*

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This correction meme is so old it's now more like 60 years

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So really it's your co-workers' fault.

3 days ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

#9 spiral power!

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The pastors usually know their congregation's children very well though =(

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do not trust the shover robot. He is malfunctioning. Pushing will protect you.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It puts the lotion on its skin.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So are the trackside tourists the show for the in train tourists?

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe he's trying to get Trump to eat him.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

When can we eat the rich already?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does the cat know it can chew on cables?

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's just an excuse for DHS to not so subtly make a threat against her. You can hear all the ICE's shirt buttons strain against their beer guts as they clench their fat stubby fingers while whimpering, "appreciate us or else"

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 The ones who learned stop, drop, and roll always say they've never needed it. But the ones who do need it always seem to be the ones who didn't learn it.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's fine, the dude volunteered.

6 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The Republicans who yell loudest about this are usually the ones guilty of it.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is inaccurate. Trump was shitting himself long before he started a war.

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

You can dance if you want to.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The worst sentai team.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's impossible, his botched dick surgery means he can't jerk in a circle or any other shape.

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chocolate isn't exactly safe from the flames either

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Why not turn to the dark side? Then you'll have

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