Yamdip

825 pts · October 30, 2015


Just here to be snarky. If you would like an independent/anonymous inspection of your man junk, feel free to send me a pic. (as long as you are an adult)

Tuned mass damper.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a really healthy looking shit.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sploosh!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aloha, bob!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially when you consider how much that Honda badging costs. It’s not prohibitively expensive, but probably close to $50.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wasn’t aware that Toad was voiced by a Shiba. 😂

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh, up-cycling is so hot.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep in mind, some of the high end bunkers will be armed with some array of automated weaponry. Ammunition won’t last forever so figure out a way to safely de-turd the shrimp beforehand!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step one: make cheese vagina

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I’m fostering a litter of kittens, 4 of the five have totally normal meows, the littlest girl has the deepest voice of all of them. Sounds like she’s meowing through a mouthful of peanut butter sandwich while trying to answer “who shot Alexander Hamilton?”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The biggest problem with air tankers pulling up at the last second is taking into account the immense weight of the pilot’s balls.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s Levio-sahhhhhhhhh….

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I met the OC once, lovely gal.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey baby, why don’t you comb-over?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

…and I pray, oh my God, do I pray,
I pray every single day, for revolution!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are they gonna do, fire him and replace him with an indentured servant from India?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That dog isn’t fat enough.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the hell is Jack-Lean Onassis?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First time I’ve seen JD since Nov 5.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something i heard a while ago about being a writer, “you have to kill your babies.” The concepts closest to your heart will be worse off because you care too much so it’s best to just let those ideas go.

Coppola loved this movie so much it was always doomed.

1 year ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Every house in the 80’s had one of these, one day round about ‘97 they all spontaneously disappeared.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if it weren’t almost entirely obsolete because of the ever increasing size of sea going vessels, climate change has made it so there’s not enough water to operate the locks as often as they used to.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably voids the warranty.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad worked for a California knock off of Home Depot back in the 90’s and he’d gather all the carts like this in his Isuzu Pup every night.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NIPPY!!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A couple decades ago it was all the rage to build computers that ran completely submerged in chilled mineral oil. Mineral oil is dielectric and can be chilled well below the freezing point of water. Worked great unless you sprung a leak, wanted to do an upgrade, wanted to move the tower, or if you ever wanted to use the parts for any other computer.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not a problem, I don’t have a car. 🤷🏾‍♂️

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m going to use one of the flat tire ones and see how far I get, I work from home.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Fuck the Pain Away

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0