Xlowfireflame

678 pts · September 6, 2016


This Imgurian did not write anything. It’s safe to assume they’re allergic to cats, though.

All non essential workers are also back payed after the shutdown though that is not guaranteed and more of a courtesy. (7)

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The system we have in place is that all essential employees will work for free with the agreement to be payed after the shutdown. (6)

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This of course is problematic since some of the government’s services (like national defense) are extremely important. (5)

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Literally can’t function, I.E. we actually don’t have any money(or debt) to pay for any of the services the government provides. (4)

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Since we typically wait until we have effectively run out of money (or debt) before we vote on one, an impasse means the government (3)

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We shut down when Congress and/or the President reach an impasse on a spending bill. (2)

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It doesn’t shut down over just anything, Congress reaches impasses all the time over many different issues. (1)

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Did you know that if you mix one part gasoline with one part frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

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I still find it so weird that we made a meme out of two stills of moves he did for a fraction of a second in a 5 minute song.

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Friendly reminder that fight club is satire

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We did it!

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Awful taste, but great execution

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No, the EU didn’t actually ban memes. It’s just become a meme that they have.

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These are my friends, see how they glisten

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Holy fuck dude it hasn’t even gotten out of usersub and you reposted it.

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Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

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Can you do one for All for One?

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First grade me would be amazed. Middle school me would think you are trying too hard.

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Medicine to make me afraid of demons? Let me guess, it’s prayer or some bs like that.

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Eh I don’t really care either way. I wonder whether people would find it creepier with this eye or a normal horse eye.

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Oh come on, it’s just a horse with a little longer mouth. Also why the hell is there medicine to make people afraid of horses?

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There’s medication to make me afraid of horses?

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