Xerraid

4686 pts ยท September 25, 2016


Please keep your seats in the upright and locked position.

I found this at the very end of the front page somehow. I don't know how I got here. I've had 2 hours of sleep. Good luck sputnik.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Week, not 3. I also think you don't live in the Sacramento region...?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@op you gave me a heart attack because that cat looks exactly like my lost cat Fluffy! She's currently still MIA, but it's only been about 1

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The road is to the left of the course in cali, that's not it though I wish it was!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I went to that community college! You aren't supposed to reveal our decision making process it makes people try to bribe the dolphins.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beneboop Shoopdewoop

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is this -10 points? This is terrifyingly glorious!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the irony isn't it? All the roads around my house were closed because the water was too deep :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did...did you make that for me? That's so sweet :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like "You water? Fine. FINE! Start building your ark bitches!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I don't WANT to be a responsible adult :[ that requires MONEY and some strange thing called TIME!! D:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 2: ?????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This image is funnier than your comments, for the record. Thanks for the plane gif! :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can only hope my crack lasts that long. What a thrilling tale!! Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope you strapped on your adventure belt, cause I just updated for you @boobsaresomuchfun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ion for 6 or more years.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or that we'll change our minds when we're older. Constant harassment. I'm 24, yes it's young to say I don't want any. But I've held the opin

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's going to be both terrific and terrible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mostly I'm just bored. I have to work today.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes I know. And I'm just complimenting you. Because I can.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know what's really interesting? The shade of.your eyes glinting in the sunlight. Like a million stars bursting all at once. Magical.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha that's me ma. I told her she was famous. I'm in her house. :]

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The only reason I'm here is because of your FP work. But this. This is a diamond in the rough. Borderline dad pun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow Californian!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm straight but will you be my girlfriend and do things like this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Had a BF that believes in Santa, he's 21. Somehow he and his fam made it work.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha right? Love Bumbleton Crumplepoot <3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Penguings

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Female here, firm believer of splitting the bill. Having the guy pay for everything is stupid, especially on the first date.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Two minutes is kinda pushing it...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1