Xecryo

1008566 pts ยท January 16, 2014


*singing* We don't talk about Turbo no no no. We don't talk about Turbo!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I knew it was something about pigs like Boorish Pig-Man but it kept escaping me thanks!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm trying to remember in What We Do in the Shadows, what does the antipaxan community call Lazlo again?

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Rule 1 to avoid death: Don't voice a character in a relationship with Nancy Gribble.

10 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

So basically they didn't call him and he's delaying tariffs so later when he reduces or doesn't go through with him he can call it a win and all his rich bastard buddies can do cheap stock buy backs when the market tanks from the panic.

10 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

This is my human. There are many like him, but this one is mine.

10 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Because it'll own the libs.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alright MAGAs, everyone line up to touch the stove.

10 months ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

....I hate you.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Imagine being a dog and your job is to chase everything off your lawn. That's like a dog dream job.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wow you mean Trump lied to protect his own fragile ego? Who would have thought? /s

11 months ago | Likes 325 Dislikes 2

5 dollars on them legalizing a dog meat trade. Seems like the cruel senseless shit they'd do.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I work at a grocery store although I've never been the cart guy. I CANNOT stand the rudeness and laziness of some customers. I have seen a cart left in a parking space right next to a cart return.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This pleases me.

1 year ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

And yet somehow he still managed to raise such an irredeemable prick.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I literally work at a gas station. The prices went up by 10 cents 4 times and just this past week it went down 10 cents. That is a net 30 cent increase. Can't speak for prices everywhere but where I work it's still up.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Musky, even if that is true like 100% forensically proven true, that only makes me like Ukraine more. Because I hate you, Musky, I hate you so incredibly much.

1 year ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

If you can't get rid of a Cybertruck nest, the next best thing you can do is find them in the ecosystem before they can do damage.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Dog: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN *lick* RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN *lick* RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN Here have this toy.

1 year ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

That is not the kind of sock I was imagining and yet it is still accurate.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While I 100% understand, I can't help but feel we're building another powder keg. Fuck everyone who voted for Putin's Orange sock puppet.

1 year ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 3

Better yet you can pay them in bitcoin.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Yes they try to be popular with women who are only *checks notes* 50.5% of the population.

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I got two more days of work give it time.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*calmly gets out megaphone* NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!

1 year ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

The real reason the second amendment was included was so that slave owners could hunt down and kill runaway slaves.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Are you getting the picture yet, Log Cabin Republicans?

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Whoever so drives this cybertruck, if they be morons, shall possess the smallest micro dick.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"She doesn't work for DEI." Are these dumbasses under the impression that DEI is like an actual organization that does things and not an abbreviation for a general policy?

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Free lunch for every kid. I'm going to buy/build several apartment complexes for low income households. Starting a tuition free university with online classes. Starting food pantries for the homeless and shelters. Gonna start a program that gives homeless medical access they need especially for mental health medications. I'll start and fund a whole slew of public transportation projects. Massive renewable energy business investment and that's just off the top of my head to start.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0