Xanthophobia

426 pts ยท December 12, 2015


I have never once been in a plane that was too cool or even perfectly cool. Always uncomfortably warm.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And there it is.. my greatest accomplishment. I share a birthday with Peter Dinklage. I peaked on the day I was born.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That got out of hand quickly.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My hands get tired quickly while writing. I've adopted multiple grips to combat the fatigue.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is she planning on taking some of that funding?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I trust a robot to make certain the wheels are properly torqued over a human any day.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doggos are not capable of such foul language.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

Pictures are nice and all, but what was your lap time?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hydrate! I drink plenty of both and always finish with more water. Never had a hangover.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Since you said please.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Finished product? Lies!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How exactly does this happen? I rotate my phone all the time on imgur and everything is fine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As much as you repeated that comment, I would guess you already took a bat to the head.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See a mistake early in a dump, jump straight to comments to see how many others did the same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally watching this right now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly that. Without the talking bit.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The true meaning is currently staring at his own hand.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least they're going to make certain I don't like the man in black.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Saved me the trouble.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Piano key neck ties

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dogs have four legs, four paws, zero hands, and zero arms. There are also a number of other things they either have or do not have.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Dark souls 3 and Diablo 3. I would love it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Sunday! What do you want from me?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dulls the blade very quickly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, I corrected someone else's similar mistake and then found yours.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cattorney. Missed opportunities around every corner.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weren't women cleared for combat just recently?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hey, I was on purpose. My older brother was the accident.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0