XanderMan

2342 pts ยท May 22, 2013


You violated my mother!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No trees and less clouds to insulate the warm air

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You will be missed...

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It looks like all the water rolling off the umbrella built up a static charge which increased the chance of a lightning bolt being attracted

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

68= achtundsechzig

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The good old fake fingertip

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Giving him infinite I-frames from the cat. Purrrfect

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dis bitch don't know 'bout Pangea

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Duolingo is a great free resource. There's a useful YouTube channel called Learn German with Ania. Talk with real Germans with HelloTalk.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only initially. Most hydrant lines clean out within the first minute of flushing. Source: I was a fire hydrant auditor for two summers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Kansan: True, so true

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Aggressive negotiations"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thicc bois rule!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the story???

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was about to make this exact comment

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like Californ-I-A!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like your style

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it says "Do you have the woman over there," not "See."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two people

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm glad your girlfriend is feeling better, OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

sorry...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol I got an ad for a gay pride parade in Madrid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO THE LOOOOOOP!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP in pepperoni my baby boy...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn. You ruined my plans to coat my body with it and become the Silver Surfer.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It can dissolve in other metals and weaken their structure.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone's upsetting the legendary birds again!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're good dogs, Brent.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

We call them "bad hombres"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0