XanderCorsaj

53896 pts ยท August 6, 2015


I'm a Scottish fellow from Scotland. I'm technically a Graphic Designer, and occasional Actor/Musician, with MANY 'non-accomplishments' in both Medicine and Engineering. I spend an inordinate amount of my spare time on Imgur, although I LOVE being able to interact with folks from all over the world. I'm also a massive filmbuff, and "Aliens" is probably my favourite. Plus Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, BTTF, Withnail & I, This is Spinal Tap, etcetera, etcetera......

Mars Attacks saucer?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the old skool flying saucers from hoax past?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wigs versus combovers. This present is so f-cking stupid it hurts my soul. Drumpf doesn't even know what he thinks. Captain of bullshit; and incoherent, unqualified f-cking loser setting up the end of all things we love and hold dear. I wish he'd trip down a step or something. That's how we lost HR Giger - arguably the most influential artist of the 20th century. Trumpf? A weeping sore on the diseased bell-end of humanity. I'd hit an old man if that old man was THAT cunt...

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Luke Skywalker? Love it ๐Ÿ˜€

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skynet started slowly in the wings...

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Gargoyle always reminded me of the Balrog way back in the early 90s

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Notice how the Coke cans are all facing 'us' and not Mike the customer here?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donny, Donny, Donny...they aren't "Windmills"; they are f-ckn 'Wind Turbines' you wilfully spazmodic dick-drip...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. They're starting small to see how it goes, till ultimately you have child marriages like in other awful places. It's disgusting. The whole pile of them is disgusting.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That has got to be one of the tackiest - if not THE tackiest thong I've ever seen. Just plain, crappy, normal walls and towel dispensers. And a gold toilet. There's a metaphor here.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or 'Master of the Custodial Arts' - Janitor

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My condolences, but ZING!

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Huh. Blasphemy right off the bat. False idols. Weaponising teligion(taking God's name in vein - the Heathen Hypocrisy bingo card is filling up. Faith Advisor? Fuck off

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a hellish ball of nuclear 'fire' - and it's glinting off my neighbour-across-the-road's window into my human eyes

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My god. But how good is she at Canasta?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought it was a Rogue Asimo

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A giant sperm

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've done something similar in the past...

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the group effort of alerting other drivers with their hazards. Makes me feel a little faith.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know him from the World War series, where reptilian aliens look at earth lightyears away and see that we're in the Middle Ages and so think invading us will be a breeze with ballistic, non-atomic weapons only to arrive during WW2 - the playing field being levelled(if that's a phrase)

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Gavin Nour" on the left side

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Been saying this for years. They can't have it both ways, but well - just look at them.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only there was some form of law enforcement. Some group of people entrusted to prosecute criminals. There's a name for it, but I can't quite place it. If the Pedo in Chief can break the law, ALL THE TIME then all of you should be able to break the law. Break out your AR15 toys and BLAST that son of a bitch. It's beyond ridiculous. Second Amendment you all love - fucking USE it, you COWARDS

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ribs were a tad overkill I thought. I still smiled at the happy dog though. Swings & roundabouts ain't it.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's blue and fucks old ladies? Hypothermia.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was a journalist

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My first time arriving in Australia, it was night-time and I was having a cigarette in my sister's back garden. I was amazed because it was a sky I'd never seen before. Constellations I had never witnessed. It was so fascinating I forgot I was barefoot. Standing on the grass. In Australia.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Awesomely beautiful. And to the commenter asking if it's a blessing or an omen? I say, "Glass is half full". But now you've got me second-guessing myself!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 I think I would just feel kinda bad for all involved. What happened to us? Plus I doubt I've got enough fluid in me to satisfy those...sigh..."Cum Hungry Whores"(I say with deep sadness)

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0