XVUltima

28411 pts ยท May 23, 2018


Aren't you a little thicc to be a Stormtrooper?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Look at that spoon. They beat you to it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best mouse trap is a cat. Sure, the mouse still gets a horribly painful death being toyed with by a predator, but at least the cat has fun!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Relevant:

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So are the Thornberrys, but that's not relevant.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You'd be confused to if some dwarves took the sound of your footsteps to make a leash for the dog some guy gave birth to.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

That's because you are doing your own taxes, which the system is designed to discourage.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude intercepted ladies who would have preyed on on some other weak willed guy making bad decisions.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

roger roger

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the 'official' name for a genderbent Spike in the fandom is Barb, for those who didn't know. Almost every character has one.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Something unpronounceable. I'm guessing 'Pyw Pyw'

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"The apes are forbidden to me...yet the canine is new and, perhaps, I shall hunt."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait was it literally a giant squid? I never read the comics so I always assumed it was a metaphor for something random and stupid.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how they animated his eyeballs boiling. Keep in mind he was wearing lenses, too, so they fucking melted into his eyes.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

American Airlines #11. Seat 9H. Those terrorists couldn't have hurt that man more than his parents did.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 23

Idea: Why doesn't everyone start at a different hole and play simultaneously, and rotate when everyone is done?

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Fusion will never be viable because idiots are spending all their time and resources on wind and solar instead. NUCLEAR NEEDS FUNDING DAMMIT

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Interesting opinion on Star Wars. Last Jedi is usually considered the better of the sequels, and RotS the best of the prequels.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

NERF THIS!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Known one. But there is no mention of it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both of these guys never leave their castles, except for the final battles. If there was some big battle, it would have been a huge and well

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hated that screen mocking me. I accidentally knocked a $4k PC off of my desk, killing it permanently, and the screen has the nerve to :(

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

thief and random traveler in rags happened to be passing by.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How crazy that must have been, imperials ambushing the leader of the Stormcloaks and his personal guard, while at the same time a horse

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Up. Those are clearly basement stairs, and people who corner themselves in horror movies are stupid.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

observation or fact memorization and repetition.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0