XComApocalypse

13330 pts ยท January 19, 2013


Imgur: where captions are never closed!

I dunno! Cerebrospinal fluid gushing out between discs? Can sir? Telepathic projector? Tell me.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My head is where I keep my valuables, good to know I have options.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where printed ye this map?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Knawt 2 shabz

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Lawful Evil character unveils plan to bring city under his control*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What issues did you have with it? And what are you using now?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

roll20.net

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like that in my mouth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not like the US is going to start manufacturing again, ever, so we really don't have the ability to refuse to trade for their faulties.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My pool is completely shaded and too cold to swim in 10 months out of the year and nobody wants to heat it :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's not overlook the 300+ pounds you're putting on it. Those things are made in china where most people need to be weighed down in winds.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dude's about to put the Skore in SKorea

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'll transfer... some... *looks out the window, his passion for imgur long-fled. Sighing deeply into his ice cream spoon, he closes the tab*

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

noice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get George some high heels, he looks ridiculous on your furniture.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A is for Adorable.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm down for some D&D encounters. Guess I'm the DM. Reply with your character and I'll send you off on a quest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dress up like your next door neighbor and have sex with the pastor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's just slang for "lift you from your seat into the next stage of our relationship"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait wat

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It had surprisingly good stories for a show that I was sure was going to be a samurai chopping up ninjas for 30 minutes on a shakey pretense

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"No, your honor, I just really wanted to date an FBI agent and thought posing as a child predator was the fastest way to meet one."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ladies? On the internet?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm just trying to get a good sex-weekend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure she'll come back if you apologize. I know she's not a cat, but try leaving a plate of her favorite food out for her.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing a human torso and a bottle of Dayquil can't fix!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your parents have misinformed you, but somehow I feel they are still great parents.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's sad how many people I know who would agree.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1