14403 pts · July 31, 2013
He forgot the Diet Coke, he’s watching his weight.
This makes me very much look forward to RHM this week!
Inexplicably he somehow appears to be getting more popular!
He has had milkshakes thrown at him several times!
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldHMyN3BobXdybDQ3eTVwem01eXBiZ3BzbGwyazh3anFnMnJ5N3pqOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SILTTkiXIQd2A5nC8t/200w.mp4
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Well, Dizzy didn’t.
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I think these guys work on Sesame Street!
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZTlkOGVnOWgzMjk1dWl2cmJoMWowN3hrcGxtZG9ram8yZ2g1cTZ4aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/KeTVw7VjcTJok/200w.mp4
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Always practice safe sex! v
…a big bow of fish fingers & custard https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcjVwMXR5bW5jZzNsbXA2NGVvNWoxb2ZjOGN4Y3dtaHF0a3ZmNzE5YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Me15b2VtPI8QH8AOsD/200w.mp4
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#11 The verse immediately before they sing that for the first time are:He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam footballHe got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-ColaHe say, "I know you, you know me"One thing I can tell you is you got to be freeSo I think what they mean is, LSD makes for weird lyrics!
Gorge wasn’t a monkey, he just lived with them in the jungle. He was of the jungle, you might say. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMDJuZ2N5dGQ0bjdxeGNwMTlvYjU5MmVvdmE1MzZtcTFuMms0ZHlldyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4hAWAF3j3D48E/giphy.mp4
At least that’s what she told you! Was her maiden name Lecter or Dahmer? https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlY3I0ZWlrdHp3cmt0NHV5cDZ3c2pmb2gxM3loam5wMHcxcHl6NnNnZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VvTG9RrCeGrza/giphy.mp4
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He was given the extremely prestigious “Dick of the Year” award by British TV show The Last Leg in 2017. He got the 2nd place “Ball Bag of the Year” in 2015, 16 & 20. In 2018 he got the very special “Steaming Turd” award. Sadly our Government still thinks it’s a good idea to suck up to him!
This is about 25 right?
He forgot the Diet Coke, he’s watching his weight.
This makes me very much look forward to RHM this week!
Inexplicably he somehow appears to be getting more popular!
He has had milkshakes thrown at him several times!
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldHMyN3BobXdybDQ3eTVwem01eXBiZ3BzbGwyazh3anFnMnJ5N3pqOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SILTTkiXIQd2A5nC8t/200w.mp4
Well, Dizzy didn’t.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNXJrNzF0bnJkdDVpeHlnend2czJ6a3U5ZzEycnd4ZG1hdW5ocmJkOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/IJLVLpZQuS4z6/200w.mp4
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldXVyOGFoZm5hNmJzZnM5aThta2E2ZGlkanZoNThrNGoyMWU3ZnRrNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5s172E7LoZ3PWTpQjp/200w.mp4
I think these guys work on Sesame Street!
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZTlkOGVnOWgzMjk1dWl2cmJoMWowN3hrcGxtZG9ram8yZ2g1cTZ4aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/KeTVw7VjcTJok/200w.mp4
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Always practice safe sex!
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…a big bow of fish fingers & custard https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcjVwMXR5bW5jZzNsbXA2NGVvNWoxb2ZjOGN4Y3dtaHF0a3ZmNzE5YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Me15b2VtPI8QH8AOsD/200w.mp4
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#11 The verse immediately before they sing that for the first time are:
He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
He say, "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
So I think what they mean is, LSD makes for weird lyrics!
Gorge wasn’t a monkey, he just lived with them in the jungle. He was of the jungle, you might say. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMDJuZ2N5dGQ0bjdxeGNwMTlvYjU5MmVvdmE1MzZtcTFuMms0ZHlldyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4hAWAF3j3D48E/giphy.mp4
At least that’s what she told you! Was her maiden name Lecter or Dahmer? https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlY3I0ZWlrdHp3cmt0NHV5cDZ3c2pmb2gxM3loam5wMHcxcHl6NnNnZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VvTG9RrCeGrza/giphy.mp4
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJld3Y3a3BxNHVwcXVmMDZkMmVqbzZieHk3dHZrZHptMjJxZjZnbWw1aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xT5LMIiqTD8WyeYiuQ/giphy.mp4
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He was given the extremely prestigious “Dick of the Year” award by British TV show The Last Leg in 2017. He got the 2nd place “Ball Bag of the Year” in 2015, 16 & 20. In 2018 he got the very special “Steaming Turd” award. Sadly our Government still thinks it’s a good idea to suck up to him!
This is about 25 right?