Wrenfield

10919 pts ยท March 25, 2018


Jiggle physics are a leading cause of strokes.

Setting up a camera specifically for this is what bothers me: a relatable gripe but prepped solely for content so it's not genuine at all.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

I'm getting Pizza Time PTSD flashbacks.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll never understand. There are too many people that would be affected by my passing and I refuse to put anyone out for my selfish wants.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That first lady needs about 70 corned beef and cabbages.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a female officer, which just leads to the reinforcement of other sexist stereotypes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alright, Ms. Liberty, you know the drill. Time to become an instant alcoholic and experiment with every drug you were curious about.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Incidentally, he went to UCLA. That covers the two standouts listed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure if you're joking, but Michigan's Fab 5 basketball team was oddly enough a HUGE cultural landmark in the early 90s.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't shame me out of my therapy. If I have nothing on the docket and I don't need my penis for the day, DAY DRINKING IS ON THE MENU.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Really nice to see Harrison talk like this when most talk media of him paints him as sort of a curmudgeon (which he leans into at times).

2 weeks ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

The unhinged cackle this post got out of me is downright embarrassing.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone citing TDS isn't worth the air they breathe. It's always their default retort whenever they can't defend Trump's actions.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's basically just the next iteration of Internet Relay Chat (IRC). IRC walked in the 90's so Discord could run in 2015 and beyond.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Kingdom of Heaven. Watch the director's cut (189 mins) since the theatrical release (144 mins) cut most plot setup scenes leaving no payoff.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate how evergreen this is and how futile it ended up being when my C-suite circlejerk got called out on everything they said.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They invested a fair amount into this, too. They literally rebuilt Sacred Heart since the original was since demolished.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'll still mutter "...and one for the ladies" before taking a swig of pineapple juice. I've been single for years. The optimism of it all.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will never get over how moronic he looks wearing baseball caps as part of his semi-regular attire.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a closed loop. That's not even a functional circuit ffs. It literally goes in one implied direction so how can you fuck THAT up?!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was already Disney-tier mousey and cute. Kinda hard to make a properly disproportionate caricature of that.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of the few times a serious topic like paternity testing would be uproariously funny.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I haven't been to my Target in a year but last time I went the prices were still paper/sticker on the shelves and incapable of surprise dynamic changes like that. I could see dynamic pricing being a thing if you're using the checkout from the app but not in person via self-checkout or their cashiers.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I'm already in the store, I'm not using the app so I wouldn't trigger any dynamic pricing in the first place. It's a waste of time.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

His voters are some of the stupidest mouthbreathers I have ever met. They only think short term and even then they get it wrong.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine getting KO'd by getting forearm struck twice. Dude must have been drunk while instigating since neither strike was a flush punch.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite is "Baby Boy" because they didn't have a name picked, saw what the nurses wrote as placeholder, and said, "fuck it good enough."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It also helps that Gen X is the most detached as far as letting worldly things get to them, so a core source of stress isn't wearing them.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not saying it's morally *right*, but thems the rules. You even see it on non-slot table games where payouts get capped by max win limits.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Games can have a posted max win amount where it doesn't matter if the actual win amount is higher. This is one of those examples (Max $6500)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0