Worpend

14133 pts ยท October 10, 2014


23 year old dude living in south Seattle, looking for hot singles near you.

Actually, it's a deer.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

k

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ya i do

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I wanna get hit by it

7 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 0

"My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" is his best work in my opinion. "Graduation"'s right behind it.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

*you're younger brother

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Benadryl Cucumber

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*pope ass hat gotta get your ass hats in check

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Mother fucking Oobie is under cover

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I moved to Seattle November of last year. Still relatively new here, but damn is the wet weather wonderful!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're nothing

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gotta pick up your joke game, son!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she had a smaller badonkadonk she probably could've made it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Neat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fuck

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Crazy how when you see the illusion for what it really is, you can swap visions between reality and illusion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My phone almost locked near the end of this and I almost got really sad.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh, yes, 16-bit viking

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He knows what he's doing

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of weird shit I dream about

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pop, goes the shoulder

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait 'til you find out about this crazy flying bison!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

"Glad"

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

The young lad's looking at her like, "Meals on wheels"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those pupils dilating though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Only the Pornatar, master of all four lubricants could fuck him, but when Pornhub needed her most... She vanished."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMFAO!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Bradley Cooper not voicing Rocket Raccoon in this one?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw, I bet it looks bitchin' when it's not peeled off.

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