WorksForALiving

848 pts · April 22, 2016


DOH!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the future.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

With tits like that she can cook whatever she wants.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Bah, who needs the military? We should gut our defenses and get all the free shiznitz we can.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

I know, let's put a criminal in the White House instead (and a dumb one at that). What could possibly go wrong?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

OSHA approved.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a cross between a Koala and a giant hamster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suspect OP's day job is in marketing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yer old.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

many of you couldn't tell the difference between West Virginia and Montana.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

currency. Over here many states are larger than most European countries and (before the invasion of illegals) we speak one language. Yet 4/

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Europe. Over there you drive a 100km and you're in another country, speaking another language, and before the EU, using a different 3/X

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than any other random group of people. The problem with the average European is that they don't understand how different the US is than 2/X

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This just goes to show you know much less than you think you do. I know many "Muricans". Yeah, there are some dummies, but no more so 1/X

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoever made it needs a pineapple shoved up their ass for the "© Bill Watterson" at the bottom.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

It'd be even cooler (no pun intended) if, instead of just turning to slush, it went from liquid to rock-hard ice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Russia ice breakers do Cobras too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. Never heard of that before.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kirk did it better though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the fuck could anybody not know what the EU was?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Plot twist: guy is rubbing one out with his other hand.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"How to get fat in America"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

And 11 million Mexicans want to bring that shit here. Fuck 'em.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Thought it was going to be the average office cube farm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

""OK, three boys it is" in a conspiratorial tone." Sounds made up. I don't doubt your word, just that I can't imagine anybody here saying

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

North Salt Lake area.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mackaylah isn't uncommon but it's not limited to Utah. Laykyn though. . .ye gods.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That could have been a REALLY shitty way for the poor thing to die.

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