294 pts · July 11, 2024
Which is the guy on the subway giving him a weird look because he's laying on top of the handles or because he saw dragon peen through the coat?
I'd let him untangle me from a net any time 🥵
He keeps his collection very safe
#42 Okay but have you had a heavy person lay on top of you? The ultimate weighted blanket
It's a good Kirby drawing
I do this daily. It's called bother the cat time. They need their daily little kissy on their little forehead
#6 Ma'am is when she's in trouble and Madame is when I'm super serious about her being in trouble.
#11 No ramen?
Taped a plastic bottle cap over the power button on my computer after the cats stepped on it during a game one too many times
I accidentally roasted my mom as a little kid. I would nap resting my head on her arm especially on church. She was overweight for a long time. So one day I said very proudly " I love napping on you you're so soft like a pillow!" Luckily she has a great sense of humor and thought it was hilarious.
Considering those uncles are Magats now I'm pretty sure we on the right side of the family
Yes I want that
I'm getting gay vibes from Dave and that feels accurate
My dad always said he would throw us in the compost pile and then take us to the ER if we got hurt on our trampoline
#9 "Can't eat me if I hold your mouth shut forever" -Squirrel probably
Different hobby
*Tusslr
How long until they find a letter from him where he clearly lays out why he did this for Hillary Clinton? Oh and his wife is a trans abortion doctor!
Until they freak out and try to grab on to anything with their claws and hang on while falling down. That anything bring your face
Do they wake up each day and think to themselves "How can I be the worst person I can be?"
Heavy LGBTQ+ population in that neighborhood 🤷
#13 The Chicago Rat Hole! I visited it and paid homage. (An example of the hellscape of Chicago. People leaving money and malort on the street for an imprint in the pavement)
Ideally about 6 inches if you can manage it
So many bones
Nobody going to point out that it was a drunk elephant seeing pink elephants?
#7 was one of those "should have known then" moments. I was way too interested in that scene as a child for there to be any hetero reasoning.
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#26 My husband turned me on to an amazing hack. Stick a fork into the creme of the Oreo and then you can dunk the whole thing. No dry ankles!
"Is he, you know, a button collector?"
When you have armed thugs on the street they're going to get tear gassed and shot at. Why were they resisting?
Which is the guy on the subway giving him a weird look because he's laying on top of the handles or because he saw dragon peen through the coat?
I'd let him untangle me from a net any time 🥵
He keeps his collection very safe
#42 Okay but have you had a heavy person lay on top of you? The ultimate weighted blanket
It's a good Kirby drawing
I do this daily. It's called bother the cat time. They need their daily little kissy on their little forehead
#6 Ma'am is when she's in trouble and Madame is when I'm super serious about her being in trouble.
#11 No ramen?
Taped a plastic bottle cap over the power button on my computer after the cats stepped on it during a game one too many times
I accidentally roasted my mom as a little kid. I would nap resting my head on her arm especially on church. She was overweight for a long time. So one day I said very proudly " I love napping on you you're so soft like a pillow!" Luckily she has a great sense of humor and thought it was hilarious.
Considering those uncles are Magats now I'm pretty sure we on the right side of the family
Yes I want that
I'm getting gay vibes from Dave and that feels accurate
My dad always said he would throw us in the compost pile and then take us to the ER if we got hurt on our trampoline
#9 "Can't eat me if I hold your mouth shut forever" -Squirrel probably
Different hobby
*Tusslr
How long until they find a letter from him where he clearly lays out why he did this for Hillary Clinton? Oh and his wife is a trans abortion doctor!
Until they freak out and try to grab on to anything with their claws and hang on while falling down. That anything bring your face
Do they wake up each day and think to themselves "How can I be the worst person I can be?"
Heavy LGBTQ+ population in that neighborhood 🤷
#13 The Chicago Rat Hole! I visited it and paid homage. (An example of the hellscape of Chicago. People leaving money and malort on the street for an imprint in the pavement)
Ideally about 6 inches if you can manage it
So many bones
Nobody going to point out that it was a drunk elephant seeing pink elephants?
#7 was one of those "should have known then" moments. I was way too interested in that scene as a child for there to be any hetero reasoning.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bXhtdDB0dGd3Y2Q5Ym9iYzc4OTBwazNmcnRqaTVod3o5eWp2OWNydCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/NBBpZ1MFgP0u4UlcXT/200w.webp
#26 My husband turned me on to an amazing hack. Stick a fork into the creme of the Oreo and then you can dunk the whole thing. No dry ankles!
"Is he, you know, a button collector?"
When you have armed thugs on the street they're going to get tear gassed and shot at. Why were they resisting?