WizardLizard123

8123 pts ยท March 21, 2014


Yoooo! I once found a tick on my pp while jerkin off!

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Spot on. My friend loves Emilia Clark and Danaerys, but she's always been one of my least favorite actors and characters on the show

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ladies love him, men want to be him

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well black bears are just big raccoons basically, big goofy, wimpy raccoons. Cant speak for other types of bears tho

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waitwaitwaitwait, you mean season 2 is already out?? Where can I watch???

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Top 3 fave pokemon

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not going to lie, I thought it was overrated.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'll never understand chihuahuas, or why people actually like them

7 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 5

That depends mightily on where you live. Can't really stress that enough. Although I do live in a place where I leave my car unlocked

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd like to give you an upvote, but you're currently at 69. I cannot bring myself to do it.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 8

I had a conversation the other day about how overfishing is a pretty fucked business. Was sad then, am sad now.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly once a week is far too much for me

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say this is a great way to break your hammock and/or body

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah shit, I'll have to remember that for next time

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean really to this day, I played LoZ the Windwaker earlier

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bought a gamecube from Goodwill about 6 years ago for $15, works perfect to this day

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah don't put them in the microwave though. That should probably go without saying but guess what dumbass still tried it?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean have you met or even seen some of the people that voted for Trump? Not the brightest crayons in the box

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Maybe it's just me, but I didn't even notice the carpet until I read the comments

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That carts that are absurdly large and grant -5 agility

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Talked to my chef friend once, and he says he can't enjoy the things he cooks anymore. He's just kinda numb to his food creations in a sense

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the downvotes for this comment and the others like it. Some folks just can't bother to take an honest look at themselves

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I forget the name of Peele's next film, but it looks real good!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever see The Skeleton Key? Many parallels between that and Get Out

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I guess I never thought of it that way. Neat.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing that picture is from a porn parody and not the actual show? I would be disturbed if it's actually from the show.

7 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 2

Damn, when I sleep on my stomach for even one night I get serious neck pain.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would argue that kids are influenced just as much by their peers as by their parents

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does your neck feel?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! That stand up series was some of the funniest I've seen in a while. Really original and witty stuff

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0